Goat Simulator achievements
5,796
(2,195)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 4300 votes

There are a maximum of 73 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,796 (2,195)

94,931 tracked gamers have this game, 11,338 have completed it (11.94%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 63,356 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.22)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 63,805 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 66,071 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 72,791 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 52,704 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 59,532 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.26)  
Devil Goat44 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 44,643 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 48,708 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 49,646 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 52,073 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 39,827 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.54)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 47,110 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 42,231 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 40,062 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 36,945 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 34,579 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 34,139 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 33,907 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 28,170 tracked gamers (30% - TA Ratio = 1.83)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 26,935 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 23,697 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 19,870 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.18)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 28,164 tracked gamers (30% - TA Ratio = 1.83)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 14,940 tracked gamers (16% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 27,569 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
One Ball158 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 30,866 tracked gamers (33% - TA Ratio = 1.75)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 27,253 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 22,808 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.03)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 21,465 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.10)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 17,096 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,700
(640)
2.5 from 78 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,516 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,788 have completed it (71.07%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,700 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride39 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 2,315 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Butthurt229 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 2,400 tracked gamers (95% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 2,261 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 2,165 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Gravity Goat238 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 2,218 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Jörgen40 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 2,228 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 1,766 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 2,068 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 2,184 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Not Again41 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 2,040 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Old Goat80 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 2,205 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 2,113 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 1,973 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 2,131 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 2,157 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Wheel Goat81 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 2,151 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,076
(360)
2.0 from 73 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,068 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,230 have completed it (59.48%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,076 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,219 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.39)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 1,693 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 1,626 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 1,526 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Hang tight84 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 1,786 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
I am Goat83 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 1,852 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 1,601 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Masterchef42 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 1,826 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 1,367 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,233 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.36)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 1,732 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 1,325 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 1,442 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 3.12)  
Warm bath84 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 1,771 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
1,314
(195)
2.1 from 14 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

163 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 47 have completed it (28.83%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 1,314 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 137 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 6.23)  
Goatipede91 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 151 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 6.07)  
Bounce it!99 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 133 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 6.59)  
Goatfellas97 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 139 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 6.49)  
Retirement113 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 94 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 7.53)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 131 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 6.54)  
GoatBall103 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 116 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 6.84)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 124 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 6.64)  
Itsamee!96 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 131 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 6.40)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 111 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 7.01)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 125 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 6.69)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 105 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 7.26)  
Dastardly109 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 101 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 7.26)