Goat Simulator achievements
5,208
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5927 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,208 (2,375)

122,852 tracked gamers have this game, 12,921 have completed it (10.52%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 83,678 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 84,073 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 86,511 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 92,398 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 68,647 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 78,353 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 59,337 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.43)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 64,267 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 64,772 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 70,221 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 1.32)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 52,594 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 62,742 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 57,456 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.46)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 54,202 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.50)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 47,502 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 44,630 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 44,232 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 44,688 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 35,954 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 34,849 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 30,444 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 25,359 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 35,783 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 18,961 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 35,433 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 38,958 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat167 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 35,392 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 29,299 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 27,371 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 21,636 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,467
(640)
2.7 from 245 votes

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7,844 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 4,190 have completed it (53.42%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,467 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride32 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 6,674 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Butthurt188 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 7,121 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.09)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 6,129 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.25)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 5,908 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Gravity Goat206 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 5,970 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Jörgen34 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 6,069 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 4,324 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 5,435 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 5,729 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Not Again36 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 5,384 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Old Goat67 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 6,217 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 5,525 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 5,278 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 5,549 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 5,644 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Wheel Goat69 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 5,990 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Add-on: Goatz
960
(360)
2.1 from 202 votes

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5,972 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,654 have completed it (44.44%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 960 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 2,794 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 4,069 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 3,941 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 3,575 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Hang tight75 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 4,385 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
I am Goat73 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 4,567 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 3,872 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
Masterchef36 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 4,797 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 3,230 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 2,813 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 4,346 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,100 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 4,252 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Warm bath76 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 4,208 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
522
(195)
2.4 from 177 votes

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4,986 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,770 have completed it (55.56%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 522 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 3,685 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Goatipede38 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 3,838 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Bounce it!39 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 3,723 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Goatfellas39 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 3,617 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Retirement42 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 3,179 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 4,023 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
GoatBall41 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 3,373 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 3,603 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Itsamee!39 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 3,744 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 3,157 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 3,515 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 3,084 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Dastardly43 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,078 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
555
(180)
1.6 from 202 votes

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4,114 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,891 have completed it (45.96%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 555 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 2,883 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,076 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.31)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,032 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.35)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,020 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.36)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 2,469 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.04)  
NERD!50 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,038 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.34)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 2,319 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 3.13)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 2,445 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Testaholic45 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 2,594 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 3,738 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 2,482 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 2,399 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.09)