Goat Simulator achievements
5,232
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5778 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,232 (2,375)

120,431 tracked gamers have this game, 12,838 have completed it (10.66%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 82,190 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 82,597 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 85,002 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 90,938 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 67,498 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 76,988 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 58,251 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.43)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 63,147 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 63,626 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 68,897 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 1.32)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 51,656 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 61,556 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 56,286 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.46)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 53,118 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.50)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 46,711 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 43,885 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 43,465 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 43,859 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 35,353 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 34,173 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 29,912 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 24,924 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 35,201 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 18,650 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 34,780 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 38,359 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat167 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 34,762 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 28,813 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 26,914 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 21,263 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

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5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 2,636 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.12)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 3,818 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

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7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride33 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 6,174 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.18)  
Butthurt190 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 6,562 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

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5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 3,711 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 5,673 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 5,461 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

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5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 3,360 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Gravity Goat207 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 5,548 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hang tight75 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 4,083 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat74 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 4,253 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Jörgen34 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 5,588 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 3,628 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 4,029 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Masterchef36 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 4,476 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 5,015 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 5,309 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Not Again36 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 4,983 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Old Goat68 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 5,739 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.26)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 3,035 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 5,142 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 2,660 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 4,087 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 4,869 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,925 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 5,160 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 3,939 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Trash the server room
Unlocked by 5,226 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goatz
964
(360)
2.2 from 190 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,516 have completed it (45.75%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 964 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Warm bath77 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 3,949 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,478
(640)
2.7 from 226 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,168 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,917 have completed it (54.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,478 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Wheel Goat69 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 5,537 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
526
(195)
2.4 from 163 votes

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4,536 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,569 have completed it (56.64%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 526 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 3,359 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Goatipede39 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 3,542 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Bounce it!39 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 3,420 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Goatfellas40 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 3,341 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Retirement42 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 2,928 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.82)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 3,712 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
GoatBall41 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 3,110 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 3,314 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
Itsamee!39 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 3,451 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 2,914 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 3,234 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 2,850 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Dastardly43 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 2,851 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
560
(180)
1.6 from 186 votes

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3,590 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,714 have completed it (47.74%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 560 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 2,536 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 1,872 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.33)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 1,834 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.37)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 1,825 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.38)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 2,209 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
NERD!51 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 1,834 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.37)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 2,080 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.16)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 2,194 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 3.08)  
Testaholic45 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 2,319 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 3,284 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 2,220 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 2,141 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.12)