Goat Simulator achievements
5,146
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 6130 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,146 (2,375)

126,497 tracked gamers have this game, 13,310 have completed it (10.52%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 87,217 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 87,400 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 89,909 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 95,704 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 71,232 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 81,475 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 61,773 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.43)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 66,765 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 67,263 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 73,231 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 54,589 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 65,360 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 59,957 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 56,484 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 49,200 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 46,226 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 45,924 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 46,499 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 37,193 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 36,192 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 31,527 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 26,297 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 37,069 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 19,648 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 36,675 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 40,232 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat167 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 36,702 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 30,356 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 28,320 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 22,392 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,447
(640)
2.7 from 267 votes

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8,549 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 4,513 have completed it (52.79%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,447 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride32 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 7,255 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Butthurt186 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 7,749 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 6,583 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 6,374 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Gravity Goat203 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 6,477 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.25)  
Jörgen34 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 6,582 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 4,659 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 5,880 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 6,173 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again36 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 5,842 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Old Goat66 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 6,768 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 5,937 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 5,735 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 5,996 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 6,073 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Wheel Goat68 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 6,494 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.25)  
Add-on: Goatz
947
(360)
2.1 from 227 votes

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6,521 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,890 have completed it (44.32%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 947 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,023 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.08)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 4,403 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,268 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 3,870 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Hang tight74 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 4,733 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
I am Goat72 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 4,933 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,195 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Masterchef35 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 5,250 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 3,501 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,047 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 4,699 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,363 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 4,654 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 4,540 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
511
(195)
2.4 from 200 votes

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5,474 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,048 have completed it (55.68%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 511 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,008 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Goatipede38 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,202 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Bounce it!38 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,077 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Goatfellas39 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 3,976 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Retirement41 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 3,517 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 4,456 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
GoatBall40 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 3,707 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 3,966 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Itsamee!38 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,127 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 3,469 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 3,844 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 3,391 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Dastardly42 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,368 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
538
(180)
1.7 from 224 votes

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4,657 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,146 have completed it (46.08%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 538 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,228 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,347 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,291 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,278 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.26)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 2,778 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
NERD!49 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,304 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.24)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 2,660 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 2,776 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
Testaholic43 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 2,959 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 4,248 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 2,815 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 2,695 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.00)