Goat Simulator achievements
5,565
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5177 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,565 (2,375)

110,912 tracked gamers have this game, 12,282 have completed it (11.07%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 74,728 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 75,177 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 77,605 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 83,977 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 61,681 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 70,133 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 52,798 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 57,430 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 58,061 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 62,233 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 47,079 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 55,790 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.40)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 50,693 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.47)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 47,908 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 42,815 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 40,158 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 39,679 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 39,821 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 32,487 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 31,197 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 27,419 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 22,835 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 32,332 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 17,106 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 31,910 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 35,343 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 31,731 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 26,364 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 24,691 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 19,566 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,580
(640)
2.6 from 146 votes

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4,668 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,748 have completed it (58.87%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,580 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride35 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 4,106 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Butthurt207 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 4,320 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 3,853 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 3,714 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Gravity Goat221 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 3,799 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Jörgen37 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 3,811 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,819 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 3,444 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 3,644 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Not Again39 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 3,421 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Old Goat73 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 3,869 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 3,542 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 3,314 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 3,578 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 3,617 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Wheel Goat74 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 3,739 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,020
(360)
2.2 from 127 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

3,669 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,803 have completed it (49.14%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,020 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,883 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.27)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,695 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,608 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,386 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Hang tight80 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,871 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
I am Goat78 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,987 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,553 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Masterchef38 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 3,078 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,143 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,905 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,855 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,088 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,592 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Warm bath81 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,796 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
580
(195)
2.3 from 102 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,786 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,620 have completed it (58.15%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 580 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 2,109 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Goatipede43 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 2,204 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Bounce it!43 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 2,140 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Goatfellas44 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 2,093 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Retirement47 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,838 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 2,270 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
GoatBall45 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 1,947 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 2,072 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Itsamee!43 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 2,163 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,836 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 2,034 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,786 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Dastardly47 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,805 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 3.13)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
677
(180)
1.4 from 97 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

1,582 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 774 have completed it (48.93%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 677 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 1,168 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 3.44)  
This is a rare achievementDestroy all freighters
Unlocked by 842 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 4.01)  
This is a rare achievementBlow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 821 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 4.07)  
This is a rare achievementShoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 813 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 4.08)  
This is a rare achievementHeadbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 1,001 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.69)  
NERD!61 (15)
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles
Unlocked by 832 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 4.06)  
This is a rare achievementGather $1000000
Unlocked by 936 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.82)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 994 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.72)  
Testaholic54 (15)
This is a rare achievementComplete test chambers.
Unlocked by 1,056 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.61)  
This is a rare achievementRun wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 1,433 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 3.09)  
This is a rare achievementVisit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 1,000 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.70)  
This is a rare achievementTag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 955 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.79)