Goat Simulator achievements
5,120
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 6310 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,120 (2,375)

130,143 tracked gamers have this game, 13,445 have completed it (10.33%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 89,682 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 89,873 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 92,344 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 97,850 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 73,085 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 83,676 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 63,559 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 68,582 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 69,058 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 75,318 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 55,936 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 67,149 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 61,691 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 58,120 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 50,392 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 47,341 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 47,110 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 47,799 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.64)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 38,068 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 37,112 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 32,256 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 27,016 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 37,955 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 20,086 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 37,542 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 41,111 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat167 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 37,615 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 31,067 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 29,008 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 22,967 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,436
(640)
2.7 from 277 votes

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9,453 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 4,797 have completed it (50.75%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,436 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride32 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 7,966 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.10)  
Butthurt183 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 8,510 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 2.03)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,139 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 6,953 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.25)  
Gravity Goat201 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,059 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,186 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,050 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 6,406 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 6,603 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again36 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,250 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Old Goat66 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 7,394 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.18)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,440 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,245 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 6,486 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 6,591 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,080 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Add-on: Goatz
941
(360)
2.1 from 233 votes

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7,048 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,082 have completed it (43.73%)

There are 14 achievements worth 941 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,239 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 4,729 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,590 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,153 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,083 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
I am Goat72 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,325 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,504 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Masterchef35 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 5,671 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 3,765 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,263 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,048 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,605 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 4,897 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 4,858 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
507
(195)
2.4 from 208 votes

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6,011 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,261 have completed it (54.25%)

There are 13 achievements worth 507 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,377 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,572 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Bounce it!38 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,447 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,324 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Retirement41 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 3,815 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 4,802 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
GoatBall40 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,027 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,299 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Itsamee!38 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,501 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 3,761 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,191 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 3,705 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Dastardly42 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,631 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
534
(180)
1.7 from 231 votes

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5,262 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,339 have completed it (44.45%)

There are 12 achievements worth 534 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,567 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,570 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,512 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.23)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,491 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,060 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,525 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.23)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 2,943 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,069 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,283 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 4,799 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,119 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 2,964 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.98)