Goat Simulator achievements
5,054
(2,195)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 4691 votes

There are a maximum of 73 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,054 (2,195)

103,206 tracked gamers have this game, 11,903 have completed it (11.53%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 69,120 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.22)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 69,627 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 71,984 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 78,608 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 57,248 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 64,948 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat44 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 48,762 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 53,110 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 53,888 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 57,166 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 43,207 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.54)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 51,468 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 46,413 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 43,949 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 39,823 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 37,332 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 36,837 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 36,800 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 30,258 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 29,022 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 25,494 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 21,328 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 30,240 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 16,016 tracked gamers (16% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 29,668 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 33,086 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 29,424 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 24,528 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 23,029 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 18,320 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,654
(640)
2.5 from 107 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

3,300 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,188 have completed it (66.30%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,654 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride37 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 2,969 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Butthurt220 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 3,099 tracked gamers (94% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 2,838 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 2,731 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Gravity Goat231 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 2,800 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Jörgen38 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 2,804 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,155 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 2,565 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 2,722 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Not Again40 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 2,549 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Old Goat77 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 2,809 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 2,644 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 2,465 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 2,661 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 2,677 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Wheel Goat78 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 2,731 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,058
(360)
2.1 from 95 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,677 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,477 have completed it (55.17%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,058 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,469 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 3.37)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,058 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 1,988 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 1,851 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Hang tight83 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,189 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
I am Goat81 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,277 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 1,964 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Masterchef41 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 2,280 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 1,659 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.16)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,488 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 3.34)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,161 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 1,617 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 1,898 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
Warm bath84 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,147 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
632
(195)
2.1 from 72 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

1,660 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,082 have completed it (65.18%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 632 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 1,313 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Goatipede46 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 1,379 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 3.09)  
Bounce it!48 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 1,309 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Goatfellas48 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 1,308 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 3.18)  
Retirement51 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,161 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 3.38)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 1,385 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 3.09)  
GoatBall49 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 1,225 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 3.28)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 1,297 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Itsamee!47 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 1,341 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 3.13)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,172 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 3.36)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 1,275 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,138 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 3.41)  
Dastardly51 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,152 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 3.39)