Goat Simulator achievements
5,595
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5076 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,595 (2,375)

109,450 tracked gamers have this game, 12,170 have completed it (11.12%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 73,843 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 74,285 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 76,687 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 83,157 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 60,931 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 69,291 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 52,093 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 56,672 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 57,318 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 61,340 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 46,463 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 55,029 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 49,926 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.48)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 47,203 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 42,288 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 39,655 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 39,167 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 39,268 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 32,067 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 30,794 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 27,058 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 22,569 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 31,947 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 16,904 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 31,462 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 34,929 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 31,312 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 26,016 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 24,370 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 19,328 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,585
(640)
2.5 from 138 votes

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4,446 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,653 have completed it (59.67%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,585 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride35 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 3,945 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Butthurt208 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 4,124 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 3,697 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 3,571 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Gravity Goat221 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 3,653 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Jörgen37 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 3,639 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,718 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 3,308 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 3,511 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Not Again39 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 3,280 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Old Goat73 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 3,698 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 3,408 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 3,189 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 3,438 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 3,448 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Wheel Goat75 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 3,577 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,022
(360)
2.1 from 123 votes

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3,489 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,738 have completed it (49.81%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,022 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,818 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.28)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,593 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,503 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,298 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Hang tight80 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,759 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
I am Goat79 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,849 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,458 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Masterchef39 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 2,941 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,064 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,839 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.26)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,746 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,014 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,484 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
Warm bath81 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,683 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
582
(195)
2.2 from 97 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,574 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,523 have completed it (59.17%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 582 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 1,955 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Goatipede43 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 2,058 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Bounce it!44 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 1,991 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Goatfellas44 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 1,952 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Retirement47 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,721 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.12)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 2,103 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.82)  
GoatBall45 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 1,825 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 1,936 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Itsamee!43 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 2,011 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,717 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.12)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 1,909 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.96)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,681 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Dastardly47 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,696 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.14)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
695
(180)
1.3 from 81 votes

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1,346 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 654 have completed it (48.59%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 695 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 973 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 3.53)  
This is a rare achievementDestroy all freighters
Unlocked by 709 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 4.13)  
This is a rare achievementBlow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 694 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 4.17)  
This is a rare achievementShoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 690 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 4.19)  
This is a rare achievementHeadbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 848 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.78)  
NERD!63 (15)
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles
Unlocked by 692 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 4.18)  
This is a rare achievementGather $1000000
Unlocked by 790 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.92)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 829 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.82)  
Testaholic56 (15)
This is a rare achievementComplete test chambers.
Unlocked by 879 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 3.71)  
This is a rare achievementRun wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 1,219 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
This is a rare achievementVisit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 837 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.81)  
This is a rare achievementTag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 803 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.89)