Goat Simulator achievements
6,027
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 4856 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 6,027 (2,375)

106,148 tracked gamers have this game, 12,021 have completed it (11.32%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 71,296 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 71,769 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 74,140 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 80,754 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 58,931 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 66,958 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat44 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 50,279 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 54,727 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 55,439 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 59,100 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 44,667 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.54)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 53,091 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 48,031 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.48)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 45,453 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 40,934 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 38,374 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 37,869 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 37,901 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 31,061 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 29,790 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 26,168 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 21,859 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 30,971 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 16,385 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 30,439 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 33,879 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 30,247 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 25,164 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 23,595 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 18,745 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,643
(640)
2.6 from 117 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

3,587 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,224 have completed it (62.00%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,643 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride37 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 3,205 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Butthurt218 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 3,342 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 3,038 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Gravity Goat229 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 3,006 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Jörgen38 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 2,991 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,280 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 2,734 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 2,904 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Not Again40 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 2,714 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Old Goat76 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 3,025 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 2,815 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 2,644 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 2,849 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 2,854 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Wheel Goat77 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 2,930 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,053
(360)
2.2 from 103 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,870 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,482 have completed it (51.64%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,053 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,540 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 3.36)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,186 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.82)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,105 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 1,949 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Hang tight82 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,327 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
I am Goat81 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,398 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,071 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Masterchef40 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 2,439 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 1,750 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,557 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 3.34)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,296 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 1,699 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,036 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Warm bath83 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,267 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
616
(195)
2.2 from 83 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

1,950 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,185 have completed it (60.77%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 616 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 1,489 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Goatipede45 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 1,569 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
Bounce it!46 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 1,509 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 3.08)  
Goatfellas47 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 1,491 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Retirement49 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,329 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 3.28)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 1,608 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
GoatBall48 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 1,395 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 1,487 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
Itsamee!46 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 1,534 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,328 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 3.29)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 1,461 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 3.13)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,303 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.32)  
Dastardly50 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,318 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 3.30)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
1,002
(180)
1.3 from 35 votes

499 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 204 have completed it (40.88%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 1,002 (180)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

This is a rare achievementPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 351 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 4.93)  
This is a rare achievementDestroy all freighters
Unlocked by 244 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 6.02)  
This is a rare achievementBlow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 231 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 6.11)  
This is a rare achievementShoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 234 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 6.13)  
This is a rare achievementHeadbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 304 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 5.27)  
NERD!94 (15)
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles
Unlocked by 225 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 6.24)  
This is a rare achievementGather $1000000
Unlocked by 261 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 5.76)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 283 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 5.54)  
Testaholic82 (15)
This is a rare achievementComplete test chambers.
Unlocked by 301 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 5.45)  
This is a rare achievementRun wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 440 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 4.39)  
This is a rare achievementVisit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 292 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 5.46)  
This is a rare achievementTag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 281 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 5.46)