Goat Simulator achievements
5,309
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5598 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,309 (2,375)

117,245 tracked gamers have this game, 12,650 have completed it (10.79%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 79,724 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 80,164 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 82,596 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 88,643 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 65,644 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 74,783 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 56,465 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 61,302 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 61,847 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 66,716 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 1.32)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 50,245 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 59,710 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 54,494 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.46)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 51,424 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.51)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 45,536 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 42,722 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 42,249 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 42,574 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 34,459 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 33,192 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 29,153 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 24,234 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 34,257 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 18,169 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 33,855 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 37,388 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 33,806 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 28,035 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 26,196 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 20,703 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,508
(640)
2.7 from 199 votes

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6,243 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,500 have completed it (56.06%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,508 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride34 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 5,418 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Butthurt195 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 5,755 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 5,008 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 4,833 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Gravity Goat212 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 4,900 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Jörgen35 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 4,923 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 3,596 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 4,437 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 4,709 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Not Again37 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 4,406 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Old Goat70 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 5,042 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 4,570 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 4,308 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 4,604 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 4,649 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Wheel Goat71 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 4,885 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Add-on: Goatz
978
(360)
2.2 from 169 votes

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4,859 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,271 have completed it (46.74%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 978 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 2,378 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.16)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 3,445 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 3,346 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 3,044 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Hang tight76 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 3,676 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
I am Goat75 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 3,817 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 3,262 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Masterchef37 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 3,998 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,735 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 2,399 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 3,692 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,644 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 3.00)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 3,461 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Warm bath78 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 3,559 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
539
(195)
2.4 from 144 votes

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3,939 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,251 have completed it (57.15%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 539 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 2,942 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Goatipede39 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 3,102 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Bounce it!40 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 2,995 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Goatfellas41 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 2,936 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Retirement44 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 2,551 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 3,217 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
GoatBall42 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 2,724 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Itsamee!40 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 3,032 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 2,560 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 2,833 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 2,483 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Dastardly44 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 2,500 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
578
(180)
1.6 from 168 votes

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2,977 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,458 have completed it (48.98%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 578 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 2,122 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.97)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 1,590 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.43)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 1,558 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.46)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 1,550 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.47)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 1,846 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.18)  
NERD!52 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 1,552 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.47)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 1,740 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.28)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 1,855 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Testaholic47 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 1,945 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 2,737 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 1,864 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.16)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 1,797 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.22)