Goat Simulator achievements
5,508
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5327 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,508 (2,375)

113,231 tracked gamers have this game, 12,477 have completed it (11.02%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 76,557 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 76,989 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 79,407 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 85,682 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 63,138 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 71,808 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 54,173 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 58,837 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 59,431 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 63,892 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 48,286 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 57,204 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 52,114 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.47)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 49,207 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.51)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 43,826 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 41,110 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 40,617 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 40,853 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 33,204 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 31,945 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 28,091 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 23,346 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 33,028 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 17,470 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 32,629 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 36,107 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 32,536 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 26,996 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 25,251 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 19,967 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,568
(640)
2.6 from 162 votes

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4,928 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,870 have completed it (58.24%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,568 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride35 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 4,329 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Butthurt205 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 4,566 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 4,046 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 3,911 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Gravity Goat219 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 4,001 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Jörgen37 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 3,992 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,942 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 3,612 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 3,821 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Not Again38 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 3,591 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Old Goat72 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 4,083 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 3,715 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 3,488 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.60)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 3,756 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 3,788 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Wheel Goat74 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 3,941 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,014
(360)
2.2 from 138 votes

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3,894 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,886 have completed it (48.43%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,014 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,964 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.26)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,831 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,742 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,504 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Hang tight79 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 3,014 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
I am Goat78 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 3,127 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,675 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
Masterchef38 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 3,250 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,245 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,990 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.24)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 3,017 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,186 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,751 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Warm bath80 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,927 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
570
(195)
2.3 from 116 votes

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3,003 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,733 have completed it (57.71%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 570 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 2,249 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Goatipede42 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 2,354 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
Bounce it!43 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 2,291 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Goatfellas43 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 2,239 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Retirement46 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,972 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 2,463 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
GoatBall45 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 2,089 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.97)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 2,220 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Itsamee!42 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 2,325 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.82)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,968 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 2,176 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,914 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Dastardly46 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,935 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.08)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
649
(180)
1.5 from 127 votes

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1,876 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 917 have completed it (48.88%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 649 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 1,353 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 3.30)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 999 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.87)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 975 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.91)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 968 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.93)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 1,169 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.55)  
NERD!58 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 982 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.89)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 1,104 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.67)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 1,169 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.56)  
Testaholic52 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 1,242 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.45)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 1,709 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 1,185 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.53)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 1,128 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.63)