Goat Simulator achievements
5,684
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 4979 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,684 (2,375)

108,128 tracked gamers have this game, 12,057 have completed it (11.15%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 72,801 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 73,263 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 75,636 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 82,182 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 60,095 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 68,335 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat44 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 51,354 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 55,870 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 56,534 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 60,406 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 45,754 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 54,227 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 49,145 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.48)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 46,483 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 41,725 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 39,125 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 38,647 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 38,704 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 31,663 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 30,399 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 26,713 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 22,280 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 31,545 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 16,706 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 31,049 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 34,501 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 30,878 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 25,661 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 24,048 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 19,099 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,605
(640)
2.6 from 128 votes

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4,192 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,503 have completed it (59.71%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,605 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride36 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 3,711 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Butthurt211 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 3,885 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 3,488 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 3,365 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Gravity Goat224 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 3,442 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Jörgen37 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 3,428 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,571 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 3,121 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 3,315 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Not Again39 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 3,086 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Old Goat74 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 3,481 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 3,206 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 3,001 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 3,234 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 3,249 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Wheel Goat76 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 3,362 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,035
(360)
2.2 from 116 votes

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3,299 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,647 have completed it (49.92%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,035 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,719 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.32)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,450 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,366 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,180 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Hang tight81 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,606 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
I am Goat79 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,701 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,335 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Masterchef39 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 2,777 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 1,964 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,742 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.30)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,603 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 1,905 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,347 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
Warm bath82 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,546 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
594
(195)
2.2 from 91 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,386 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,410 have completed it (59.09%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 594 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 1,811 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Goatipede44 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 1,907 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.91)  
Bounce it!45 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 1,836 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.97)  
Goatfellas45 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 1,804 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Retirement48 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,594 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.18)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 1,948 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
GoatBall46 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 1,696 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 3.09)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 1,800 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 3.00)  
Itsamee!44 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 1,871 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,600 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 3.18)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 1,767 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,565 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Dastardly48 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,576 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
739
(180)
1.2 from 69 votes

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1,104 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 516 have completed it (46.74%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 739 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 4-5 hours

This is a rare achievementPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 804 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 3.72)  
This is a rare achievementDestroy all freighters
Unlocked by 573 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 4.41)  
This is a rare achievementBlow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 560 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 4.46)  
This is a rare achievementShoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 556 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 4.47)  
This is a rare achievementHeadbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 698 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 4.00)  
NERD!68 (15)
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles
Unlocked by 549 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 4.51)  
This is a rare achievementGather $1000000
Unlocked by 638 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 4.18)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 684 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 4.04)  
Testaholic59 (15)
This is a rare achievementComplete test chambers.
Unlocked by 707 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.96)  
This is a rare achievementRun wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 1,002 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 3.32)  
This is a rare achievementVisit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 688 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 4.03)  
This is a rare achievementTag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 652 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 4.13)