Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,906 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,847 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,236 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,659 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,497 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,823 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,747 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,703 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,284 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,863 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,586 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,404 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,523 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,614 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,360 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 51,012 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,924 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 52,002 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,761 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,127 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,620 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,140 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,741 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,537 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,241 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 44,005 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,473 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,274 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,990 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,602 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,941 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,352 have completed it (48.92%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,095 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,740 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,021 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,866 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 8,001 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,141 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,642 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,251 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,424 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,058 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,455 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,197 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,046 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,302 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,414 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,033 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 262 votes

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8,033 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,455 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,633 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,339 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,173 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,653 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,717 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,984 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,078 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,474 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,222 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,689 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,066 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,417 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,488 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

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7,030 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,736 have completed it (53.14%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,983 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,233 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,116 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,949 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,407 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,647 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,623 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,941 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,187 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,305 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,802 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,324 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,161 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,350 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,731 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,193 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,986 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,900 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,573 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,474 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,598 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,885 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,795 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,449 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)