Goat Simulator achievements
5,526
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5261 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,526 (2,375)

112,044 tracked gamers have this game, 12,379 have completed it (11.05%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 75,830 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 76,226 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 78,670 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 85,004 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 62,543 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 71,112 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 53,582 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 58,256 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 58,857 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 63,213 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 47,788 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 56,620 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 51,514 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.47)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 48,664 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.51)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 43,403 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 40,702 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 40,224 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 40,424 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 32,891 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 31,633 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 27,791 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 23,125 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 32,716 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 17,301 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 32,309 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 35,770 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 32,188 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 26,717 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 24,992 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 19,784 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,571
(640)
2.6 from 153 votes

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4,793 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,811 have completed it (58.65%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,571 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride35 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 4,217 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Butthurt206 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 4,442 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 3,944 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 3,813 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Gravity Goat220 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 3,891 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.44)  
Jörgen37 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 3,896 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,881 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 3,523 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 3,729 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Not Again39 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 3,505 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Old Goat73 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 3,969 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 3,624 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 3,391 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 3,663 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 3,701 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Wheel Goat74 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 3,843 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,016
(360)
2.2 from 130 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

3,781 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,848 have completed it (48.88%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,016 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,925 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.26)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 2,761 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 2,674 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,442 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Hang tight79 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,939 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
I am Goat78 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 3,055 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 2,612 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
Masterchef38 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 3,161 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,190 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,948 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,137 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.10)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 2,680 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
Warm bath81 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,855 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
573
(195)
2.4 from 108 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,888 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,670 have completed it (57.83%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 573 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 2,182 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Goatipede42 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 2,278 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Bounce it!43 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 2,220 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.84)  
Goatfellas43 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 2,164 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Retirement46 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 1,902 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 2,366 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
GoatBall45 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 2,018 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.98)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 2,142 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Itsamee!43 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 2,240 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 1,898 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.08)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 2,103 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 1,843 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.12)  
Dastardly47 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 1,862 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 3.11)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
657
(180)
1.5 from 108 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

1,717 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 837 have completed it (48.75%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 657 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 1,249 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 3.33)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 908 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.91)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 884 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.96)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 880 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 3.97)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 1,069 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.60)  
NERD!59 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 892 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.94)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 1,006 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 3.71)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 1,064 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.61)  
Testaholic52 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 1,136 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 3.49)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 1,562 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.98)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 1,080 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.58)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 1,029 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.67)