Goat Simulator achievements
5,144
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 6211 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,144 (2,375)

128,129 tracked gamers have this game, 13,407 have completed it (10.46%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 88,205 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 88,387 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 90,879 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 96,593 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 71,947 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 82,359 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 62,450 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.43)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 67,485 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 67,948 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 74,074 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 55,083 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 66,075 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 60,642 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 57,122 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 49,608 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 46,602 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 46,341 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 46,966 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 37,486 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 36,515 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 31,761 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 26,544 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 37,385 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 19,782 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 36,967 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 40,525 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.77)  
Builder Goat167 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 37,001 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 30,591 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 28,538 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 22,588 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,446
(640)
2.7 from 269 votes

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8,693 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 4,552 have completed it (52.36%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,446 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride32 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 7,380 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 2.12)  
Butthurt185 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 7,872 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 6,672 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 6,479 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.26)  
Gravity Goat203 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 6,583 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.25)  
Jörgen34 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 6,691 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 4,730 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 5,967 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 6,231 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Not Again36 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 5,909 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Old Goat66 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 6,889 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,016 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 5,827 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 6,086 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 6,166 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 6,602 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Add-on: Goatz
946
(360)
2.1 from 232 votes

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6,601 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,928 have completed it (44.36%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 946 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,072 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 4,463 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,329 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 3,926 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Hang tight74 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 4,800 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
I am Goat72 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 4,998 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.41)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,257 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Masterchef35 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 5,329 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 3,553 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,093 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.06)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 4,764 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,412 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 4,711 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 4,602 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
511
(195)
2.4 from 205 votes

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5,582 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,083 have completed it (55.23%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 511 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,073 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Goatipede38 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,266 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Bounce it!38 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,153 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Goatfellas39 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,044 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Retirement41 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 3,580 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 4,530 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
GoatBall40 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 3,771 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,030 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Itsamee!38 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,204 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 3,531 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 3,909 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 3,456 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Dastardly42 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,420 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
537
(180)
1.7 from 227 votes

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4,796 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,185 have completed it (45.56%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 537 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,303 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.73)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,396 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,340 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.25)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,322 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.26)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 2,840 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
NERD!49 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,350 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.24)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 2,722 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.01)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 2,837 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Testaholic43 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,039 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 4,383 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 2,873 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.93)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 2,757 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.99)