Goat Simulator achievements
5,372
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 5474 votes

There are a maximum of 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,372 (2,375)

115,115 tracked gamers have this game, 12,486 have completed it (10.85%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 77,837 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 78,267 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 80,710 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 86,838 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 64,166 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 73,009 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.25)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 55,157 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 59,865 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 60,432 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 65,061 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.32)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 49,118 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 58,263 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 53,146 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 1.47)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 50,165 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.51)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 44,531 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 41,804 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 41,314 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 41,608 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 33,747 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 32,506 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 28,577 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 23,769 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 33,572 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 17,812 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 33,173 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
One Ball159 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 36,654 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 33,113 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 27,473 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 25,699 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 20,328 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,526
(640)
2.6 from 187 votes

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5,947 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,378 have completed it (56.80%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,526 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride34 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 5,172 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 2.26)  
Butthurt198 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 5,474 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 4,782 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 4,618 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Gravity Goat214 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 4,685 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Jörgen36 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 4,718 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 3,470 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 4,245 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 4,503 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Not Again38 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 4,223 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Old Goat70 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 4,806 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 4,370 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 4,132 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 4,414 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 4,456 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Wheel Goat71 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 4,664 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Add-on: Goatz
991
(360)
2.1 from 159 votes

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4,639 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,198 have completed it (47.38%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 991 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 2,295 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 3,302 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 3,198 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 2,928 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Hang tight77 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 3,521 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
I am Goat76 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 3,660 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 3,127 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
Masterchef37 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 3,816 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 2,625 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.99)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 2,317 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 3.18)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 3,528 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 2,543 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 3.04)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 3,300 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
Warm bath79 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 3,409 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
548
(195)
2.3 from 133 votes

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3,703 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,144 have completed it (57.90%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 548 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 2,789 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.74)  
Goatipede40 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 2,935 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Bounce it!41 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 2,837 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
Goatfellas41 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 2,772 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Retirement44 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 2,426 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 3,030 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
GoatBall43 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 2,588 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 2,746 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
Itsamee!41 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 2,875 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 2,434 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 2,698 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 2,364 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.98)  
Dastardly45 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 2,382 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.97)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
602
(180)
1.5 from 153 votes

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2,726 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,328 have completed it (48.72%)

There are a maximum of 12 achievements worth 602 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 1,956 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 3.07)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 1,450 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 3.57)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 1,422 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.61)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 1,412 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.63)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 1,694 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.30)  
NERD!54 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 1,415 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 3.62)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 1,589 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 3.41)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 1,699 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.30)  
Testaholic48 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 1,782 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 2,501 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 1,703 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.29)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 1,636 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 3.36)