Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,195)

Goat Simulator

2.9 out of 5 from 4547 votes

There are a maximum of 73 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,195)

99,630 tracked gamers have this game, 11,606 have completed it (11.65%)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Goat Queen37 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 66,402 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.22)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 66,850 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 1.21)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 69,148 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.19)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 75,748 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.14)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 55,055 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Demogoat38 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 62,371 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 1.26)  
Devil Goat44 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 46,818 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 50,974 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 51,880 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 54,800 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.34)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 41,587 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.54)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 49,427 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.41)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 44,456 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 42,111 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Dodge This24 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 38,440 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
This is a rare achievementLick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 36,017 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
This is a rare achievementEverything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 35,558 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 35,436 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
This is a rare achievementBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 29,267 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementSacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 28,031 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
This is a rare achievementVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 24,659 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.00)  
Try Hard66 (30)
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 20,667 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat55 (30)
This is a rare achievementFinish all manual quests
Unlocked by 29,268 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.84)  
This is a rare achievementScore 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 15,529 tracked gamers (16% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
This is a rare achievementGo on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 28,678 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball159 (90)
This is a rare achievementRide a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 32,022 tracked gamers (32% - TA Ratio = 1.76)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
This is a rare achievementFind all the blocks
Unlocked by 28,399 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
This is a rare achievementLick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 23,731 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.04)  
This is a rare achievementBuy all hats
Unlocked by 22,289 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.11)  
This is a rare achievementFind all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 17,768 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Add-on: Goat MMO Simulator
1,670
(640)
2.5 from 100 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

3,003 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,037 have completed it (67.83%)

There are a maximum of 16 achievements worth 1,670 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride38 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnjoy your trip
Unlocked by 2,714 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Butthurt223 (90)
This is a rare achievementDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 2,834 tracked gamers (94% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
This is a rare achievementBaa with the choir
Unlocked by 2,619 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 2,510 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Gravity Goat234 (90)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 2,572 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
Jörgen39 (15)
This is a rare achievementJörgen
Unlocked by 2,580 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 2,003 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
This is a rare achievementUnlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 2,380 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
This is a rare achievementJump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 2,518 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Not Again41 (15)
This is a rare achievementGet deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 2,352 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Old Goat78 (30)
This is a rare achievementOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 2,579 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.59)  
This is a rare achievementDo a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 2,446 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.66)  
This is a rare achievementVisit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 2,275 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
This is a rare achievementIt never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 2,462 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.65)  
This is a rare achievementTrash the server room
Unlocked by 2,479 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Wheel Goat79 (30)
This is a rare achievementUnlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 2,511 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Add-on: Goatz
1,063
(360)
2.1 from 91 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

2,442 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 1,391 have completed it (56.96%)

There are a maximum of 14 achievements worth 1,063 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

This is a rare achievementClear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 1,381 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.36)  
This is a rare achievementBeat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 1,913 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.85)  
This is a rare achievementEat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 1,851 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
This is a rare achievementHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 1,724 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 3.00)  
Hang tight83 (30)
This is a rare achievementParaglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 2,028 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.77)  
I am Goat81 (30)
This is a rare achievementPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 2,115 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
This is a rare achievementHit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 1,816 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.92)  
Masterchef41 (15)
This is a rare achievementMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 2,101 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 2.72)  
This is a rare achievementCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 1,549 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all items in one game
Unlocked by 1,400 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 3.34)  
This is a rare achievementSurvive 10 days
Unlocked by 1,990 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.80)  
This is a rare achievementCraft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 1,511 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
This is a rare achievementKill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 1,722 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 3.01)  
Warm bath84 (30)
This is a rare achievementUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 2,001 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.79)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
666
(195)
2.1 from 63 votes

Buy now from the Xbox LIVE Store

1,321 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 871 have completed it (65.93%)

There are a maximum of 13 achievements worth 666 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

This is a rare achievementUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 1,054 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 3.33)  
Goatipede49 (15)
This is a rare achievementLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 1,111 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 3.23)  
Bounce it!50 (15)
This is a rare achievementEnable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 1,053 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 3.33)  
Goatfellas50 (15)
This is a rare achievementGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 1,052 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 3.34)  
Retirement54 (15)
This is a rare achievementJust finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 912 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 3.59)  
This is a rare achievementA Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 1,091 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 3.28)  
GoatBall52 (15)
This is a rare achievementShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 983 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 3.45)  
This is a rare achievementWin 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 1,032 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 3.37)  
Itsamee!49 (15)
This is a rare achievementUse a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 1,079 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 3.29)  
This is a rare achievementWear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 928 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 3.55)  
This is a rare achievementListen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 1,027 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 3.38)  
This is a rare achievementFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 907 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 3.60)  
Dastardly54 (15)
This is a rare achievementPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 920 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 3.57)