Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs