Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

TackleBox1982
100%

TackleBox19825,109 (2,375)

First played on 18 Apr 15 , Completed on 14 Oct 19, Played for 55 hrs 49 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,531 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,592 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,131 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,789 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,105 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,242 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,725 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,972 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,221 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,366 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,457 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,575 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,485 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,259 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,815 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 51,973 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,603 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,711 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,332 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,559 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,744 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,774 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,898 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,985 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,671 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,457 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,984 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,179 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,617 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,846 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,922 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,346 have completed it (48.95%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,049 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,418 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,638 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,444 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,409 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,245 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,133 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,040 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,993 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,027 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,297 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,858 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,013 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,084 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,192 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,728 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 262 votes

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8,021 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,451 have completed it (43.02%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,414 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,663 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,218 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,632 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,064 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,171 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,685 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,649 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,075 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,713 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,468 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,977 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,337 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,483 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

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7,019 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,733 have completed it (53.18%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,640 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,404 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,937 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,302 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,947 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,618 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,113 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,979 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,230 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,184 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,799 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,160 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,321 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,337 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,729 have completed it (43.06%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,899 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,985 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,473 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,884 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,570 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,188 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,662 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,447 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,596 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,785 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)