Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

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brownstar ninja4,349 (2,090)

First played on 03 Sep 19 , Played for 15 hrs 40 mins

71 achievements out of 85 won (inc 45 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,269 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,466 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,231 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,982 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,383 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,592 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,502 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,836 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 51,988 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,116 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,684 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,262 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,728 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,997 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,794 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,755 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 51,001 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,916 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,572 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,641 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,733 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,347 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,476 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,210 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,818 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,872 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,610 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,138 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,535 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,597 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,930 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,347 have completed it (48.92%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,195 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,995 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,029 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,043 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,300 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,451 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,412 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,863 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,019 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,054 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,089 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,136 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,421 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,248 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,735 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,641 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 262 votes

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8,026 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,452 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,065 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,687 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,172 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,220 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,415 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,077 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,472 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,980 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,651 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,715 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,485 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,633 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,338 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,663 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

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7,021 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,734 have completed it (53.18%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,161 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,621 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,115 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,981 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,949 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,232 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,940 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,406 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,304 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,642 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,186 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,801 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,323 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,341 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,729 have completed it (43.04%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,885 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,663 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,597 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,571 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,448 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,191 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,788 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,985 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,899 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,473 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)