Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

ponypo2001
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ponypo20011,713 (1,000)

First played on 17 Apr 15 , Completed on 18 Apr 15, Played for 5 hrs 44 mins

30 achievements out of 30 won

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,427 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,674 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,679 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,493 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,797 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,876 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,151 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,196 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,022 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,914 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,208 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,967 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,576 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,337 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,916 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,110 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,152 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,300 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,575 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,972 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,011 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,713 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,041 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,824 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,150 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,343 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,600 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 98,995 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,511 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,675 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,618 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,239 have completed it (49.34%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,855 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,466 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,824 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,666 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,793 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,941 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,527 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,086 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,241 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,893 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,228 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,038 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,887 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,121 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,239 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,831 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 258 votes

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7,825 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,364 have completed it (42.99%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,544 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,215 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,052 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,539 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,589 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,837 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,960 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,300 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,119 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,577 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,552 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,964 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,290 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,354 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

6,828 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,626 have completed it (53.10%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,855 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,089 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,971 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,817 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,272 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,453 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,487 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,797 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,042 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,181 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,672 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,185 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,039 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 254 votes

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6,122 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,642 have completed it (43.16%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,056 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,899 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,837 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,813 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,457 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,843 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,353 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,476 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,767 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,576 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,538 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,343 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)