Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jörgen
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.