Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6687 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

141,482 tracked gamers have this game, 14,132 have completed it (9.99%)

DeebanDoben
13%

DeebanDoben110 (90)

First played on 02 Jun 16 , Played for 46 mins

4 achievements out of 30 won

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,150 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 100,540 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 78,993 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,163 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,043 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,166 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,268 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,231 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,794 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,275 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,227 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 72,928 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,074 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,199 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,043 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,728 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,610 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 51,673 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,532 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,871 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,416 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,961 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,510 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,433 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,023 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,763 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,232 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,083 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,803 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,456 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,799 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,310 have completed it (49.17%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,001 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,633 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,958 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,791 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,929 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,068 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,601 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,194 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,356 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,001 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,370 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,138 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,993 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,240 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,349 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,964 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 260 votes

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7,945 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,419 have completed it (43.03%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,600 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,296 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,132 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,610 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,673 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,926 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,031 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,403 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,181 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,632 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,641 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,028 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,371 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,440 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,957 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,691 have completed it (53.05%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,941 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,189 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,072 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,908 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,356 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,572 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,571 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,895 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,142 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,260 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,754 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,273 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,120 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 256 votes

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6,260 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,698 have completed it (43.10%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,149 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,957 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,896 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,871 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,533 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,430 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,554 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,848 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,710 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,620 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,412 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)