Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Buy all hats
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Thrash the Goathenge
Jörgen
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all collectibles
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Gather $1000000
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.