Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

WebMan
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WebMan5,107 (2,375)

First played on 26 Apr 15 , Completed on 27 Mar 17, Played for 54 hrs 44 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,154 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,152 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,580 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,684 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,676 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,343 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,810 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,204 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,029 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,433 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,974 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,921 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,214 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,307 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,351 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,832 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,978 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,167 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,538 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,596 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,018 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,733 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,497 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,925 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,885 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,049 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,687 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,121 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,613 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 99,016 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,630 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,243 have completed it (49.32%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,945 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,531 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,043 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,243 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,797 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,245 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,827 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,897 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,089 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,233 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,891 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,125 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,837 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,668 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,472 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,861 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 259 votes

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7,833 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,366 have completed it (42.97%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,579 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,546 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,121 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,966 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,292 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,541 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,054 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,555 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,963 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,839 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,217 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,358 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,591 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,303 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

6,834 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,630 have completed it (53.12%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,274 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,043 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,186 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,183 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,490 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,457 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,674 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,973 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,819 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,091 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,045 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,799 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,857 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 255 votes

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6,131 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,645 have completed it (43.14%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,846 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,817 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,841 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,357 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,771 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,480 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,542 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,347 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,460 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,062 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,581 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)