Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
It never erupts when you want it to.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Headbutt all alien eggs