Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

SpiritedPims
90%

SpiritedPims4,097 (2,015)

First played on 21 Oct 16 , Played for 25 hrs 29 mins

66 achievements out of 73 won (inc 36 of 43 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,519 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,956 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,243 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,433 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,967 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,201 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,710 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,081 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,969 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,724 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,591 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,324 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 51,946 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,763 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,579 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,541 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,444 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,116 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,876 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,530 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,639 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,199 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,303 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,415 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,569 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,124 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,740 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,674 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,785 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,722 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,902 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,341 have completed it (48.99%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,035 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,018 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,401 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,291 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,185 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,045 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,409 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,239 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,634 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,433 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,124 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,985 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,847 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,006 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,714 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,075 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 261 votes

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8,011 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,448 have completed it (43.04%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,072 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,461 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,708 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,334 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,972 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,646 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,169 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,629 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,215 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,661 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,679 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,062 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,412 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,480 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

7,009 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,726 have completed it (53.16%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,399 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,298 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,156 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,792 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,932 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,613 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,225 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,974 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,317 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,180 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,941 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,108 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,630 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,326 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,724 have completed it (43.06%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,183 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,980 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,920 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,896 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,565 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,930 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,468 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,591 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,881 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,778 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,658 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,445 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)