Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Thrash the Goathenge
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.