Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all collectibles
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Gather $1000000
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.