Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

Sm4rty93
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Sm4rty935,109 (2,375)

First played on 27 Apr 15 , Completed on 20 Apr 17, Played for 20 hrs 48 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,599 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,139 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,987 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,272 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,471 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,736 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,391 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,535 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,848 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 51,997 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,237 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,603 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,514 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,122 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,616 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 51,009 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,809 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 44,002 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,579 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,738 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,922 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,758 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,272 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,829 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,888 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,354 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,696 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,651 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,219 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,486 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,933 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,349 have completed it (48.93%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,641 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,045 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,999 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,865 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,032 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,250 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,454 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,057 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,196 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,140 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,092 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,301 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,423 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,413 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,737 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,020 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 262 votes

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8,030 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,454 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,065 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,633 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,221 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,416 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,717 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,173 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,688 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,653 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,078 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,474 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,339 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,983 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,488 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

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7,024 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,735 have completed it (53.17%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,305 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,406 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,161 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,323 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,940 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,982 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,949 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,116 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,623 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,801 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,186 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,232 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,644 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,344 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,730 have completed it (43.03%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,473 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,885 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,900 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,986 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,449 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,597 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,571 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,791 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,192 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)