Goat Simulator achievements
5,087
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6519 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,087 (2,375)

134,786 tracked gamers have this game, 13,726 have completed it (10.18%)

General Garcia
17%

General Garcia134 (105)

First played on 16 Jun 17 , Played for 3 hrs 42 mins

5 achievements out of 30 won

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 86,780 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 69,634 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 93,128 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 75,662 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 78,351 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.30)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 93,311 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 95,684 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 101,090 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 65,938 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,042 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,491 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 57,812 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 64,085 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 60,370 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 51,956 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 48,818 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 48,631 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 49,529 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.64)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 39,116 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 38,315 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,186 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 27,892 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,005 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 20,688 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 38,623 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 42,263 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.78)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 38,759 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 31,954 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 29,776 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.12)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 23,641 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Add-on: MMO
1,424
(640)
2.8 from 292 votes

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10,279 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,122 have completed it (49.83%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,424 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,598 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.07)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,162 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,629 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,465 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Gravity Goat199 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,589 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,730 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,396 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 6,899 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,071 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,714 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 7,983 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.15)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,877 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,698 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 6,945 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,059 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,612 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
933
(360)
2.1 from 252 votes

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7,602 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,297 have completed it (43.37%)

There are 14 achievements worth 933 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,473 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,074 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,933 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,433 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,451 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,704 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,839 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,118 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,028 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,499 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,414 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,861 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,183 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,216 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
500
(195)
2.4 from 223 votes

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6,609 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,539 have completed it (53.55%)

There are 13 achievements worth 500 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,733 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,960 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,837 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,691 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,148 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,282 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,375 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,675 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,907 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,076 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,554 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,067 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,943 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
525
(180)
1.7 from 248 votes

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5,891 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,575 have completed it (43.71%)

There are 12 achievements worth 525 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,945 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,829 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,768 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,744 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,356 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,772 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,253 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,377 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,642 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,356 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,442 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,261 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)