Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

Noisy neighbour
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Noisy neighbour5,107 (2,375)

First played on 02 Dec 15 , Completed on 24 May 17, Played for 40 hrs 49 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,157 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,159 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,025 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,692 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,437 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,220 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,044 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,505 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,823 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,681 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,949 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,896 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,588 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,182 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,351 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,701 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,135 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,223 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,982 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,756 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,931 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,364 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 99,040 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,621 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,983 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,316 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,846 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,556 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,057 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,629 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,634 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,243 have completed it (49.30%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,532 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,839 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,090 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,892 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,044 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,797 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,668 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,125 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,474 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,236 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,827 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,862 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,898 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,946 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,244 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,246 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 259 votes

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7,837 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,368 have completed it (42.98%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,582 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,557 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,547 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,969 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,359 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,124 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,964 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,305 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,542 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,056 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,219 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,594 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,295 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,841 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,838 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,630 have completed it (53.09%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,043 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,186 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,491 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,973 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,819 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,092 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,857 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,045 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,674 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,183 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,799 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,274 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,457 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 255 votes

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6,135 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,646 have completed it (43.13%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,847 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,357 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,462 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,584 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,542 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,817 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,841 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,480 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,772 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,063 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,347 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)