Goat Simulator achievements
5,109
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6708 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,109 (2,375)

142,164 tracked gamers have this game, 14,180 have completed it (9.97%)

twiztidclown138
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twiztidclown1384,081 (2,000)

First played on 01 Jun 16 , Completed on 16 Jun 16, Played for 11 hrs 9 mins

60 achievements out of 60 won (inc 30 of 30 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,602 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,990 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.14)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 33,274 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat169 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 40,473 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 40,241 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,537 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 63,614 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 67,523 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 73,404 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 82,863 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 52,002 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,761 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball162 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 44,005 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,741 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 29,140 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 40,127 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 50,924 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 101,236 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 98,847 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 34,620 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 74,703 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 75,284 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 60,586 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 91,823 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 51,012 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.67)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 105,659 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.16)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 54,360 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 79,497 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 69,747 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 98,906 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Add-on: MMO
1,430
(640)
2.8 from 299 votes

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10,939 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,352 have completed it (48.93%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,430 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 7,058 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,251 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,642 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.64)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,455 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 8,001 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 7,046 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 8,033 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,302 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,414 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,866 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.24)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 8,021 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 9,095 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 8,141 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,197 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.34)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,424 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,740 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 262 votes

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8,033 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,455 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,633 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,173 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,222 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,417 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 5,078 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,653 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,689 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 4,066 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,488 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,717 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,474 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,984 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,339 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
501
(195)
2.4 from 228 votes

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7,029 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,736 have completed it (53.15%)

There are 13 achievements worth 501 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,983 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,233 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 5,116 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,949 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,407 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,647 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,623 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,941 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,187 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,305 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,802 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,324 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,161 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
526
(180)
1.7 from 258 votes

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6,348 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,731 have completed it (43.02%)

There are 12 achievements worth 526 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,193 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,986 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,924 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,900 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.22)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,573 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,934 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,474 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,598 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,885 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,795 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.27)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,664 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,449 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)