Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

Quintett Feuer
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Quintett Feuer5,107 (2,375)

First played on 06 Sep 15 , Completed on 31 Dec 17, Played for 18 hrs 47 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,334 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,007 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,148 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,424 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,185 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,010 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,669 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,670 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,486 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,787 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,898 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,867 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,573 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,909 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,034 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,963 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,205 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,698 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,138 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 98,971 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,558 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,970 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,147 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,589 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,333 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,664 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,097 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,293 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,808 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,488 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,615 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,234 have completed it (49.31%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,522 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,882 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,035 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,790 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,237 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,118 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,821 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,222 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,663 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,888 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,828 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,084 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,235 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,937 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,851 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,463 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 258 votes

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7,820 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,363 have completed it (43.01%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,288 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,575 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,962 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,542 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,117 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,050 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,956 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,538 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,585 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,834 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,295 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,349 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,548 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,213 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,826 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,624 have completed it (53.09%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,184 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,037 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,671 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,180 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,040 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,486 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,796 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,271 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,451 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,814 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,970 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,087 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,852 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 254 votes

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6,119 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,640 have completed it (43.14%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,343 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,766 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,573 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,476 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,843 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,538 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,456 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,812 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,836 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,898 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,353 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,056 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)