Goat Simulator achievements
5,102
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6563 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,102 (2,375)

137,246 tracked gamers have this game, 13,833 have completed it (10.08%)

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PRAISES8N55 (45)

First played on 01 Jun 16 , Played for 59 mins

2 achievements out of 30 won

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 88,872 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 102,814 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 95,524 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 95,643 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 98,059 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,168 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 67,491 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 72,484 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,003 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,137 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 58,885 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,138 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 65,397 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 61,605 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 52,902 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 49,663 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,529 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,435 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 39,747 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,015 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,734 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,350 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,695 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,010 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,216 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 42,923 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,402 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,444 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,213 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 23,978 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.39)  
Add-on: MMO
1,428
(640)
2.7 from 293 votes

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10,479 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,189 have completed it (49.52%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,428 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,743 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,345 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,740 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,582 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,702 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,845 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,466 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 6,999 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,168 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,807 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,121 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,972 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,796 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,046 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,159 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,740 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Add-on: Goatz
935
(360)
2.1 from 254 votes

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7,724 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,336 have completed it (43.19%)

There are 14 achievements worth 935 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,511 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.04)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,153 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,994 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,493 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,528 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,780 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,904 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,216 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,078 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.82)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,540 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,493 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,923 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,242 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,295 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 223 votes

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6,738 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,588 have completed it (53.25%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,808 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,040 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,920 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,770 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,220 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,376 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,441 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,746 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,989 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,135 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,623 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,136 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,000 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 249 votes

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6,033 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,612 have completed it (43.30%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,011 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,871 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.16)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,808 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,785 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,415 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,808 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,309 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,433 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,713 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,488 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,495 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,306 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)