Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

AlphaDarkWolf84
100%

AlphaDarkWolf845,107 (2,375)

First played on 22 Apr 15 , Completed on 27 Mar 17, Played for 29 hrs 21 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,166 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,597 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,167 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,688 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,442 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,361 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,989 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,701 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,035 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,909 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,940 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,068 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,149 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,721 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,328 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,862 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,517 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,236 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,063 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,994 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,198 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,649 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 99,062 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,576 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,779 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,843 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,970 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,235 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,644 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,377 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,643 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,246 have completed it (49.29%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,534 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,895 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,902 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,248 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,093 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,481 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,249 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,803 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,843 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,047 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,950 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,869 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,674 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,833 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,239 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,130 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 260 votes

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7,841 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,369 have completed it (42.97%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,124 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,548 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,582 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,969 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,296 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,559 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,058 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,543 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,965 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,596 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,307 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,362 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,220 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,842 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,840 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,631 have completed it (53.08%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,044 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,187 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,184 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,275 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,975 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,821 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,493 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,675 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,802 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,046 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,459 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,859 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,094 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 256 votes

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6,138 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,646 have completed it (43.11%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,847 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,543 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,462 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,480 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,841 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,817 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,358 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,773 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,066 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,586 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,348 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)