Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Do no evil
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all collectibles
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Gather $1000000
Headbutt all alien eggs
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.