Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Travel to space!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Finish all manual quests
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Gather $1000000
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs