Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

Sp3ctre6
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Sp3ctre65,107 (2,375)

First played on 04 Jun 16 , Completed on 05 May 17, Played for 20 hrs 31 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,151 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,151 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,430 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,675 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,878 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,681 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,494 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,197 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,023 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,799 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,916 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,969 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,154 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,013 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,578 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,208 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,973 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,916 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,042 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,345 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,340 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,111 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,600 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,678 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,714 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,301 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,824 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 98,995 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,575 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,513 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,623 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,241 have completed it (49.34%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,529 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,888 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,833 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,468 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,240 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,229 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,040 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,894 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,795 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,242 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,088 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,122 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,942 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,667 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,826 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,857 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 258 votes

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7,830 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,365 have completed it (42.98%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,546 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,578 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,965 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,838 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,291 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,216 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,554 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,590 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,054 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,120 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,541 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,356 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,962 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,302 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,831 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,628 have completed it (53.11%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,273 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,798 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,182 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,673 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,041 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,972 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,856 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,489 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,454 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,818 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,090 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,043 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,185 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 254 votes

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6,128 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,643 have completed it (43.13%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,355 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,346 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,580 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,460 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,479 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,839 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,815 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,901 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,844 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,770 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,541 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,059 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)