Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all collectibles
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.