Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Travel to space!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Thrash the Goathenge
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.