Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
- Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
31 December 2016 - 3 guides
- Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
31 December 2016 - 3 guides
- Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
31 December 2016 - 2 guides
- The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
30 December 2016 - 2 guides
- GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
30 December 2016 - 6 guides
- The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
30 December 2016 - 3 guides
- What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
30 December 2016 - 2 guides
- Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
30 December 2016 - 4 guides
- You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
30 December 2016 - 3 guides
- Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
30 December 2016 - 3 guides
- Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
30 December 2016 - 2 guides
- Le Voyage Dans la Lune
A Trip to the Moon.
30 December 2016 - 5 guides
- Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
30 December 2016 - 4 guides