Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Buy all hats
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the blocks
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Win the title bout!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Do no evil
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Gather $1000000
Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.