Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
It never erupts when you want it to.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.