Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all collectibles on level 7
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Buy all hats
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all the blocks
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Hold your own concert
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Get deviously trapped again
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Run wild with the Podrunner