Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

A Chief Mints
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A Chief Mints5,107 (2,375)

First played on 10 Dec 16 , Completed on 26 Nov 18, Played for 8 hrs 18 mins

85 achievements out of 85 won (inc 55 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,171 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,604 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,172 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,693 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,707 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,445 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,859 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,526 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,242 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,071 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,983 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,913 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,071 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,991 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,657 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,999 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,364 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,157 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,036 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,949 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,240 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,736 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,789 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,386 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,207 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 99,072 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,661 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,335 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,877 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,584 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,650 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,247 have completed it (49.27%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,535 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,896 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,250 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,677 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,835 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,905 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,096 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,133 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,244 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,806 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,845 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,873 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,954 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,051 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,251 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,483 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 260 votes

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7,844 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,369 have completed it (42.95%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,549 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,125 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,583 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,559 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,059 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,298 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,972 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,844 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,598 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,363 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,223 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,967 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,309 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,547 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,845 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,633 have completed it (53.08%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,277 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,187 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,462 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,804 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,046 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,189 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,497 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,980 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,679 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,050 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,864 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,824 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,100 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 256 votes

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6,140 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,646 have completed it (43.09%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,847 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,359 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,817 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,841 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,773 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,462 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,543 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,349 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,481 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,588 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,066 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)