Goat Simulator achievements
5,107
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6613 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,107 (2,375)

138,901 tracked gamers have this game, 13,942 have completed it (10.04%)

Tanelorn82
60%

Tanelorn822,972 (1,565)

First played on 12 Dec 18 , Played for 7 hrs 59 mins

44 achievements out of 73 won (inc 17 of 43 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 39,715 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 39,534 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 62,253 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 66,080 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 39,370 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.88)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 80,996 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.31)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 50,921 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 68,220 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,997 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.02)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 30,448 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.13)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 50,081 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
One Ball161 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 43,247 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 89,810 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 40,041 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 59,397 tracked gamers (42% - TA Ratio = 1.53)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 99,092 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 96,680 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 40,011 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 53,341 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 77,889 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 96,604 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 28,608 tracked gamers (20% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 49,959 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 103,672 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 71,870 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.39)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,171 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 73,746 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 21,175 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 32,695 tracked gamers (23% - TA Ratio = 2.06)  
Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 24,174 tracked gamers (17% - TA Ratio = 2.40)  
Add-on: MMO
1,429
(640)
2.8 from 298 votes

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10,656 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,249 have completed it (49.26%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,429 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 7,097 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,252 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Wheel Goat67 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,847 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 8,246 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.16)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,956 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Gravity Goat200 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,807 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.22)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,836 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,486 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,877 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 2.08)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,906 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 7,133 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,679 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,251 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.30)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 7,051 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.33)  
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,536 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.63)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,898 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Add-on: Goatz
936
(360)
2.1 from 260 votes

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7,845 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,372 have completed it (42.98%)

There are 14 achievements worth 936 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,598 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,551 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 3.05)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,224 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 5,062 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,548 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.69)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,845 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,968 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.58)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,310 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,126 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.83)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,585 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,560 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,974 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,301 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.49)  
Warm bath75 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,363 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
502
(195)
2.4 from 227 votes

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6,851 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,634 have completed it (53.04%)

There are 13 achievements worth 502 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,277 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,864 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 5,101 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,981 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,826 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,467 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,498 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,805 tracked gamers (70% - TA Ratio = 2.53)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 5,050 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,187 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,679 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.56)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,189 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.71)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 4,046 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 2.76)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
527
(180)
1.7 from 256 votes

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6,146 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,647 have completed it (43.07%)

There are 12 achievements worth 527 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 4,067 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,903 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.17)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,841 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,817 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.21)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,462 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 2.90)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,847 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,361 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.95)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,481 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,775 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,592 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,544 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,349 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 2.95)