Goat Simulator achievements
5,087
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6521 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,087 (2,375)

134,900 tracked gamers have this game, 13,736 have completed it (10.18%)

supradrift420
81%

supradrift4204,224 (2,075)

First played on 09 Jun 16 , Played for 10 hrs 39 mins

69 achievements out of 85 won (inc 40 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 23,655 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 60,403 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 64,123 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 29,785 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.12)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 31,967 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 38,776 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 38,638 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 27,906 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 42,283 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.78)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,195 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 48,654 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 38,334 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 39,127 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 57,836 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,081 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,531 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 95,730 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 48,842 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 51,980 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 65,977 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 93,177 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 49,551 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.64)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 39,018 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 86,825 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 69,666 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 78,389 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.30)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 93,358 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 101,137 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 75,702 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 20,694 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Add-on: MMO
1,424
(640)
2.8 from 292 votes

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10,299 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,126 have completed it (49.77%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,424 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,400 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,705 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,723 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 7,995 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.15)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,886 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 6,908 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 6,953 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,623 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,069 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,740 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,081 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Gravity Goat199 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,601 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,473 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,610 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.07)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,639 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,177 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
933
(360)
2.1 from 252 votes

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7,615 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,300 have completed it (43.34%)

There are 14 achievements worth 933 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,459 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,437 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,937 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,421 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,224 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,844 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,125 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,079 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,710 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,475 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,033 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,504 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,866 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,189 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
500
(195)
2.4 from 223 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

6,623 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,541 have completed it (53.47%)

There are 13 achievements worth 500 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,151 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,289 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,946 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,843 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,073 tracked gamers (61% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,080 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,559 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,739 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,967 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,697 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,682 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,380 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,913 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
525
(180)
1.7 from 248 votes

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5,899 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,579 have completed it (43.72%)

There are 12 achievements worth 525 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,363 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,950 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,834 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,774 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,749 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,360 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,775 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,259 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,381 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,646 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,447 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,265 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)