Goat Simulator achievements
5,087
(2,375)

Goat Simulator

2.9 from 6511 votes

There are 85 Goat Simulator achievements (30 without DLC) worth 5,087 (2,375)

134,597 tracked gamers have this game, 13,711 have completed it (10.19%)

supradrift420
81%

supradrift4204,224 (2,075)

First played on 09 Jun 16 , Played for 10 hrs 39 mins

69 achievements out of 85 won (inc 40 of 55 DLC achievements)

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Goat Simulator Achievements

Find all collectibles on level 2
Unlocked by 23,633 tracked gamers (18% - TA Ratio = 2.38)  
Fight the turtles
Unlocked by 60,343 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.49)  
Disgusting22 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked by 64,055 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44)  
Buy all hats
Unlocked by 29,765 tracked gamers (22% - TA Ratio = 2.12)  
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked by 31,943 tracked gamers (24% - TA Ratio = 2.05)  
Builder Goat168 (90)
Find all the blocks
Unlocked by 38,744 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Valkyrie56 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked by 38,608 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.86)  
Try Hard66 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked by 27,881 tracked gamers (21% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
One Ball160 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked by 42,249 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.78)  
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked by 33,172 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked by 48,611 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66)  
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Unlocked by 38,298 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.87)  
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlocked by 39,100 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Travel to space!
Unlocked by 57,794 tracked gamers (43% - TA Ratio = 1.52)  
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,014 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Pedestrian21 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked by 71,467 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37)  
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked by 95,661 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 1.18)  
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked by 48,803 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.65)  
Dodge This24 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked by 51,940 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.60)  
Devil Goat43 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Unlocked by 65,923 tracked gamers (49% - TA Ratio = 1.42)  
Goat Queen36 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked by 93,103 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked by 49,510 tracked gamers (37% - TA Ratio = 1.64)  
Tony Goat56 (30)
Finish all manual quests
Unlocked by 38,994 tracked gamers (29% - TA Ratio = 1.85)  
Demogoat37 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked by 86,751 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 1.24)  
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked by 69,606 tracked gamers (52% - TA Ratio = 1.38)  
Hold your own concert
Unlocked by 78,319 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 1.30)  
Win the title bout!
Unlocked by 93,280 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20)  
Angel Goat17 (15)
Do no evil
Unlocked by 101,066 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 1.15)  
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked by 75,639 tracked gamers (56% - TA Ratio = 1.33)  
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Unlocked by 20,678 tracked gamers (15% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Add-on: MMO
1,424
(640)
2.8 from 292 votes

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10,267 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 5,120 have completed it (49.87%)

There are 16 achievements worth 1,424 (640)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked by 5,393 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.62)  
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked by 6,693 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Not Again35 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked by 6,710 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.35)  
Old Goat65 (30)
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked by 7,977 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.15)  
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked by 6,873 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked by 6,893 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.32)  
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked by 6,940 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.31)  
Wheel Goat66 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked by 7,605 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Trash the server room
Unlocked by 7,052 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Jörgen33 (15)
Jörgen
Unlocked by 7,726 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.19)  
Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked by 7,066 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Gravity Goat199 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked by 7,581 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.21)  
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked by 7,461 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.23)  
Boat Ride31 (15)
Enjoy your trip
Unlocked by 8,593 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.07)  
Baa with the choir
Unlocked by 7,621 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.20)  
Butthurt181 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked by 9,155 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 2.01)  
Add-on: Goatz
933
(360)
2.1 from 251 votes

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7,594 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,293 have completed it (43.36%)

There are 14 achievements worth 933 (360)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Hang tight73 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked by 5,447 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.42)  
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked by 4,429 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked by 4,929 tracked gamers (65% - TA Ratio = 2.54)  
Survive 10 days
Unlocked by 5,408 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.43)  
Warm bath74 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked by 5,210 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.47)  
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked by 4,834 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.57)  
Masterchef34 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked by 6,108 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.28)  
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked by 5,069 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.51)  
I am Goat71 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked by 5,698 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.36)  
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked by 3,466 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.03)  
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked by 4,024 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 2.81)  
Craft all items in one game
Unlocked by 3,495 tracked gamers (46% - TA Ratio = 3.02)  
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked by 3,856 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 2.87)  
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked by 5,179 tracked gamers (68% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Add-on: PAYDAY
500
(195)
2.4 from 222 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

6,600 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 3,534 have completed it (53.55%)

There are 13 achievements worth 500 (195)

There are no reviews | Estimated completion: 1-2 hours

Retirement40 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked by 4,144 tracked gamers (63% - TA Ratio = 2.68)  
A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked by 5,274 tracked gamers (80% - TA Ratio = 2.37)  
Dastardly41 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Unlocked by 3,938 tracked gamers (60% - TA Ratio = 2.75)  
Bounce it!37 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked by 4,831 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.48)  
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked by 4,063 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked by 4,071 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.70)  
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked by 4,550 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.55)  
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked by 4,729 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.50)  
Goatipede37 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked by 4,955 tracked gamers (75% - TA Ratio = 2.45)  
Goatfellas38 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked by 4,687 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked by 4,670 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.52)  
GoatBall39 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked by 4,371 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.61)  
Itsamee!37 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked by 4,903 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.46)  
Add-on: Waste of Space
525
(180)
1.7 from 247 votes

Buy now from the Microsoft Store

5,882 tracked gamers have this dlc pack, 2,571 have completed it (43.71%)

There are 12 achievements worth 525 (180)

There are 2 reviews | Estimated completion: 3-4 hours

Run wild with the Podrunner
Unlocked by 5,348 tracked gamers (91% - TA Ratio = 2.29)  
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked by 3,937 tracked gamers (67% - TA Ratio = 2.67)  
Destroy all freighters
Unlocked by 2,825 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 3.15)  
Blow up all pirate ships
Unlocked by 2,764 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked by 2,740 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.20)  
Headbutt all alien eggs
Unlocked by 3,352 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.89)  
NERD!48 (15)
Find all collectibles
Unlocked by 2,767 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 3.19)  
Gather $1000000
Unlocked by 3,248 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)  
Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked by 3,372 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 2.88)  
Testaholic42 (15)
Complete test chambers.
Unlocked by 3,638 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 2.78)  
Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked by 3,437 tracked gamers (58% - TA Ratio = 2.86)  
Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked by 3,257 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 2.94)