Full list of all 85 Goat Simulator achievements worth 2,375 gamerscore. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 30 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 55 achievements worth 1,375 Gamerscore.
- Not Again
Get deviously trapped again
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
22 August 2018 - 3 guides
- Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
- Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- The Charter Trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
22 August 2018 - 6 guides
- Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Excalitgoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
22 August 2018 - 3 guides
- Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Boat Ride
Enjoy your trip
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Jörgen
Jörgen
22 August 2018 - 3 guides
- Steal the Show
Do a card trick at the magician
22 August 2018 - 3 guides
- Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
22 August 2018 - 2 guides
- Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
22 August 2018 - 3 guides
- Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
06 September 2018 - 3 guides
- What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
06 September 2018 - 2 guides
- Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
06 September 2018 - 3 guides
- You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
06 September 2018 - 3 guides
- Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
06 September 2018 - 2 guides
- GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
06 September 2018 - 6 guides
- Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
06 September 2018 - 4 guides
- Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
06 September 2018 - 3 guides
- The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
06 September 2018 - 2 guides
- Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
06 September 2018 - 2 guides
- The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
06 September 2018 - 3 guides
- Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
06 September 2018 - 4 guides
- Le Voyage Dans la Lune
A Trip to the Moon.
06 September 2018 - 5 guides