3. Story walkthrough
In the main menu, pick "Goatville". You'll be getting all of the achievements in this area first, then you'll do the same thing in the "Goat City Bay" area.
Upon spawning into the game, you're going to want to not cause any destruction, including harming civilians, for 5 uninterrupted minutes. If you'd like, you can simply set your controller down for 5 minutes. Otherwise, you can continue to follow this guide while being mindful that you can't harm civilians or cause any destruction. Once you've behaved for ~5 minutes, you'll unlock the Angel Goat mutator, along with:
Once you've unlocked the Angel Goat mutator, make sure you equip it (go to "Mutators" in the menu) along with the Double Jump mutator. Angel Goat allows you to stay in the air for a very long time by holding while you're airborne, which you can easily do by double jumping with . Utilizing this method is one of the best and quickest ways to travel around the map.
From where you spawn, turn around and enter the front door of the house that has an open garage door. Head up the stairs, then into the room all the way on the right. Inside this bedroom, in the small closet area is Golden Goat Trophy 1/30. Jump out of the window of the bedroom, then head towards the gas station ahead of you. Near the gas pumps, there will be a garage marked "Service". Head inside of the garage, and near the back wall, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 2/30.
Next, jump over the gas station fence so you're near the large "Low Gravity Testing Facility" building. Near the orange "Hovertech" sign, you can bust down the brown sheet-metal on the wall by headbutting it (), then head inside. Once in the facility, turn left and head up the ramp. At the top, utilize your double jump and/or angel goat mutators to land on the support beams above you. Once you've landed on the beams, head to the corner where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 3/30.
Jump down to the bottom floor with all of the fans. Upon gaining some airtime via the fans, you'll want to maneuver your way into this small, red-glowing area that contains another fan. If you're struggling to enter it, you can use to toggle slow motion, which allows for easier control of your goat while in the air:
Once inside, use the fan to continue upwards into the vents, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 4/30. After this, you'll be shot up into the air. Make sure you land on the roof of the building, otherwise, you'll have to go through the vent again. Once on the roof, look in the middle of the spinning fan that's in the corner of the roof, and you'll see another trophy. To get this trophy, make sure you activate slow motion () then jump forward so that you can land onto it, collecting Golden Goat Trophy 5/30. This one might take several attempts depending on your luck avoiding the fan itself.
From the roof, head here:
Just in front of the entrance to this hole, you'll see Golden Goat Trophy 6/30. From here, head up the hill just near the radio tower, where at the top will be a large, red tractor. While looking at the tractor, look to your right and head a bit forward to find Golden Goat Trophy 7/30 out in the open. Jump into the wheat field ahead of you and continue along the left-side fence until you reach an outhouse. Just outside of the outhouse is Golden Goat Trophy 8/30.
Continue along the fenceline for a bit and you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 9/30 just in front of a fight-club. This fight club has a goat in the center of a ring that is surrounded by people. Go into the circle and keep pressing to headbutt the other goat out of the ring, and you'll win the round. Again, slow motion might help you during this. Do this for five rounds to unlock:
Near the fighting ring, head up to the Stonehenge:
Simply headbutt all of the pillars to destroy the Stonehenge, unlocking:
Head to the single tree that's stood in the middle of the field, surrounded by green grass (it's right near where a car is drifting in circles -- remember this for later). At the base of this tree, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 10/30.
While in the fields, you can go for the Manual achievement. This can be done in any open area -- so the fields should work just fine. If not, you may want to try the long sidewalks near the gas station. Press to activate slow motion, then quickly use and to start a manual. While continuing to use and , hold the manual for at least 3,000 points, then jump () to land safely, successfully ending the combo and unlocking:
(Note: Make sure you end the combo yourself and don't fall, or it will not count)
Next, head back to the fenced-in area you spawned in, which is just on the other side of the radio tower near the (now destroyed) Stonehenge. In this area is a small castle-looking tower that has a goat in the bottom window where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 11/30. Continue climbing the stairs of the castle, and enter the window up top. This will teleport you to a castle where you will find a throne. Upon entering the throne room, look to your left and go behind the 3 wooden crates to find Golden Goat Trophy 12/30. Now, jump onto the throne and wait to be teleported back to GoatVille and you will unlock:
Once you've finished that up, return to the house with the open garage that you spawned at (near the castle). Go into the garage and look for the blue object on top of the table -- it'll be to the left as soon as you enter the garage. Make sure you have no mutators activated, then lick the blue object (beacon). Carry the beacon back to the field and look for the crop circles near the fight club, just in front of the outhouse. There will be a small post with a beacon already on it, and a post without one. Place your beacon on the empty post and wait for ~30 seconds until a UFO appears and picks you up. This will take you to space, unlocking:
Once you've unlocked the achievement, you can pick either "respawn" or "restart" in the menu to be brought back to your original spawn point. Once you're back, reactivate your mutators, then jump over the fence and head towards this small building with a fan on its roof, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 13/30:
Once you've collected it, use the fan to launch into the air, then utilize slow-motion and angel goat to land on the cables, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 14/30. Jump back down onto the same fan, but this time, you're going to want to land on the very top of the nearby radio tower (the one near the castle). At the very top of the radio tower, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 15/30. Jump back down and cross the road into the area with protestors in front of a person on stage. Behind the stage is Golden Goat Trophy 16/30.
Head into the tan house just behind the stage, then go upstairs and into the room all the way on the right side (with the yellow chairs). Into the closet area in this room is Golden Goat Trophy 17/30. Exit this house, then jump up to its roof. On top of the chimney is Golden Goat Trophy 18/30. From the roof, jump to the base of this radio tower, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 19/30.
Just next to the radio tower, you'll come across this large boulder:
Head behind the boulder and pick up Golden Goat Trophy 20/30. Then, headbutt the boulder so it rolls down the hill into the table where two men are grilling out, and you will unlock:
Head down towards the boulder/grill-out, then head left towards the swimming pool. In front of the brick wall, on the ground, is Golden Goat Trophy 21/30. Head back to the boulder, press to lick it, then drag the boulder back into the fields. Once in the fields, go to the car that's drifting around in a circle. Position yourself with the boulder so that the car smashes into it, unlocking:
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Next, head back to the houses where you picked up the boulder, then head into the yard that contains a greenhouse (it's near a blue trampoline, by the swimming pool). Inside the greenhouse is Golden Goat Trophy 22/30. From the greenhouse, hop over the ledge into the yard a couple of feet below you, then look behind the small white shed where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 23/30 near a couple of old mattresses.
Next, head to the swimming pool. At the very top diving board, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 24/30. From the diving board, head left towards the two blue water slides. Head underneath the water slides, and around the halfway point of the slides, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 25/30. Head to the large, tan house right next to the swimming pool, then climb up to the roof of the house. Inside of the small box with the bell on the roof, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 26/30 (use slow motion for this one).
While on the roof, look in the sky for a large blue container being held by a very large crane. To get into the blue container, jump off of the roof down to the fans below, then use slow motion and/or angel goat to maneuver yourself into the entrance of the container. Once inside, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 27/30. Also inside of this container is a little robot -- remember this for later. From the container, jump down to the roof below (the top-level). Hanging off of this roof is a large, white pallet with Golden Goat Trophy 28/30.
While on the roof of this building, you'll notice a large pile of oxygen tanks near the edge of the building. Headbutt them () to unlock:
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Head back to that same roof (you may need to respawn/reset) and head down one level to find several old mattresses on the ground. Jump onto the mattresses and continue to bounce yourself from the mattresses and the ceiling until you unlock:
Now, head to the bottom floor of the building until you find the green bicycle. Once you're near the bike, press to hop on but DO NOT press forward to pedal. Keep the bike balanced by simply moving the and . Do this for 60 seconds. Once 60 seconds have passed, press again to dismount the bike and unlock:
(Note: You have to manually dismount the bike or it will not unlock)
Next, you need to get up to the large yellow crane. To do this, you can either use the fans, trampoline, or a combination of the two. You can also simply climb up the entire crane by ascending the ladder at its base. Once you're at the long walkway at the top of the crane, you'll notice a man sitting on the edge. Slowly approach him and headbutt him off (), then carefully use slow motion, double jump, and/or angel goat to land on the thin, grey beam above. Slowly climb up the beam up to the very top of the crane, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 29/30, along with unlocking:
Now, slowly walk back down the railing and look around for a hang glider flying in the sky. Wait for the glider to get close to the crane, then press to enter slow motion. Jump off the crane and use your angel goat mutator to successfully land on the glider. Once you're on the glider, press to lick it, then you'll start getting pulled around the map, unlocking:
Next, head to the ground below the crane and look for the open blue shipping container, which is near the highway, next to two red containers. Inside of the blue container is Golden Goat Trophy 30/30, your final Goatville trophy for:
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
For this next achievement, start by jumping on top of the red containers, and then on top of the building, landing near the fans. Jump up and press to ragdoll just before landing on the fans -- this should send you flying very high into the air. While you're in the air, look for the trampoline on top of the construction building, near the crane. Come down on to the trampoline and it should send you high up again. Next, land on the closest trampoline in the swimming pool, and then the next one in the swimming pool. Once you come off of the second trampoline in the pool, you'll see a trampoline in front of the red house. Once you've hit it, turn to the left and look for the final trampoline near some trees in a yard near the original spawn. This may take you a few tries, but once you've successfully bounced off of all five trampolines in a series, without hitting the ground, you'll unlock:
Next, head over to the area with the large boulder, over by Golden Goat Trophy #19. In this area, you'll find this ritual site that has a red pentagram on the ground:
Stand in the middle of the pentagram and equip the "Queen Goat" mutator. You unlocked this by jumping on the throne after collecting Golden Goat Trophy #12. With the queen goat mutator active, press to make dead goats fall from the sky. Once you have 5 dead goats in the pentagram, they will conglomerate into a...thing. Once the ritual ends, you'll unlock:
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Next, you're going to find the three Sanctum statues and bring them to the same pentagram. First, go back to the starting house where you obtained the blue beacon. Head up the stairs and look in the room to your left to find a strange-looking statue. It'll be on top of one of the dressers:
Upon licking the statue, you'll unlock:
Bring the statue all the way back to the red pentagram and drop it in the middle. Then, head back to the same house and look for the treehouse outside. Use the trampoline to jump into the treehouse and the floor will break under you, dropping the statue. Check around the ground for the statue and bring it to the pentagram, unlocking:
For the third and final statue, head to the construction site and make your way back into the blue shipping container in the air where you grabbed Golden Goat Trophy #27. There will be a blue robot inside that will attempt to knock you out of the crate, so be prepared to headbutt it. Lick the robot and bring it to the pentagram. Once all three statues are at the pentagram, you'll unlock:
Now for what is probably the hardest achievement in the game. Head to the coffee house where you collected Golden Goat Trophy #17 & #18 (back near the pentagram). Once inside, head upstairs and look for a TV with a game on it called "Flappy Goat". This is a spin-off of the Flappy Bird game, except with a goat. There's no easy way around this -- you'll have to practice the game until you can reach a score of 10. The game is broken and doesn't make sense half of the time (i.e., your goat's hitbox is terrible). This can literally take hours to accomplish and you may want to just leave and come back. Practice really does make perfect, and the more you try, the better you'll get at the game and you will eventually reach the score you need. Here's a video of it being done:
That's all of the achievements available in Goatville, so you can now exit to the main menu and enter "Goat City Bay".
Goat City Bay
Upon spawning in, head a few steps down the road and jump over to the salmon-colored house on your right. It will have a pool in the backyard with wooden flooring. Head into the open door of the house that's near the ladder to the pool, and you'll see Golden Goat Trophy 1/30 behind the couch. Exit back to the pool, then head across the street to the white house that has a pink car parked outside of it. Head into the house, and in the back bedroom, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 2/30. Head to the other white house diagonal from this one (a few feet below you). Once inside, head up the stairs and into the bedroom all the way on your left, where on a dresser, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 3/30. Exit through the window of this room, then head here:
On the back porch of the middle-level of this house, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 4/30. From there, look up and locate the 3 nearby white wind turbines. Make your way over towards the right-most wind turbine, then continue following the path to the right, back into a blue, gloomy graveyard. At the base of the large tree in the middle of the graveyard, in front of a gravestone, is Golden Goat Trophy 5/30. While in the graveyard, you can also grab Block 1/3:
Next, head back to spawn (you can also just "respawn" or "restart" in the menu). From the spawn, head up the path on your left that leads to a flammable tank. Across from the tank, you'll notice a brown catapult in the grass. Inside the bucket of the catapult, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 6/30 (you'll likely get launched into the city upon collecting it).
Next, head down to this little area by the apartment buildings, close to the dam:
On this ledge is Golden Goat Trophy 7/30. From there, head to the docks that are on the other side of the water, and you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 8/30 in front of a bench. From the docks, head up the stairs, and you'll be in front of a restaurant & bar called "Capra". Head into the alley of Capra, then jump over a couple of walls until you reach a small group of people dancing in the alley with a flaming barrel. In the middle of this dance party is Golden Goat Trophy 9/30.
Next, you're going to want to get onto the roof of the buildings in this alley. The quickest way to do that is to ragdoll into the fan that's on the outskirts of the cream-colored building. Once you're up above, head to the part of the roof that has a platform with several gas canisters on it. In the middle of this platform is Golden Goat Trophy 10/30. From here, jump over to the balcony of the green-colored building nearby, and you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 11/30 on a table. While still on the roofs of these buildings, head to the roof that has the flaming barrel on it. The edge of this building has a billboard that connects to one of the brick buildings. You need to balance yourself to land on top of this billboard, then drop down to its ledge where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 12/30.
Drop straight down off this ledge to the street below, and you'll land near a store that has a glass display of bikes and toys. On the right side of the glass, near the giraffe, bust open the glass and grab Golden Goat Trophy 13/30. Directly across the street from here is the very tall "Put-in Hotel". Enter the lobby of the hotel and head to the green couches on your left. On top of one of the wooden tables in the corner is Golden Goat Trophy 14/30.
Exit the lobby, then head to the back of the hotel. Your goal here is to reach the roof of the hotel by using the mattresses and fans (i.e., reach the roof without using the hotel elevator). To do this, jump on top of the roof of the bar, then use the mattress here to launch up until you can reach the fans up above. You'll likely have to jump on to the same mattress 2-3 times in succession. Once you've reached enough height where you can land on the fans, use them 1-2 more times until you can land on the roof, where you'll unlock:
Once on the roof, headbutt the DJ () to unlock:
While still on the roof, hop up to the roof of the bar. In the corner is Golden Goat Trophy 15/30. From here, drop down to the ledge that's below the fan you used to launch up to the roof of the hotel. It has a small pool party and a couple of rainbow flags. On the ledge near the pool is Golden Goat Trophy 16/30. Drop down to the ground below, then enter the bar of the hotel (by bashing the glass). In the middle of the bar, inside the circle decor, is Golden Goat Trophy 17/30.
Next, jump into the water and swim towards the canal. Just near the first bridge, you'll notice a small sewer entrance:
Enter the sewer entrance, and you'll unlock:
Once inside, head straight and take a left. In this room, you'll find some turtle people -- headbutt them a few times and you'll unlock:
Also in this room, near the table, is Golden Goat Trophy 18/30.
Exit the sewer, then take the bridge and head towards the big amusement park, "Cabrito Park". At the entrance to the park, there will be a red "tickets" station, where on its roof you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 19/30. Enter the park, then head over to the amusement ride on your right side with the spinning & rotating cars. At the top of the base of this ride is Golden Goat Trophy 20/30. Head over to the docks and you'll find a parked boat. Sitting in the boat is Golden Goat Trophy 21/30. Head over to the beach area of the amusement park, over near the bouncy castle, and sitting on top of the large rock is Golden Goat Trophy 22/30. From this large rock, jump across the river to the nearby tree and grab Block 2/3:
The middle section of the park has an elevator located here:
Wait for the elevator to come down, then hop in and take it to the top. Once the door opens, slowly walk on to the ledge and grab Golden Goat Trophy 23/30. From the ledge, jump down and head to the fenced-in area located here:
Along the fence, you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 24/30. Look for the parked blue car near here, then head behind the nearby rock to find Golden Goat Trophy 25/30. From here, head up the top of this rock:
Once on the rock, use slow motion and angel goat to land on the platform ahead of you that contains Golden Goat Trophy 26/30:
From there, head to the roof of this building, where you'll find Golden Goat Trophy 27/30 in-between the two skylights:
Jump up the roof just above you, then up to the top of the water tower for Golden Goat Trophy 28/30. Jump down to the street below, then bash open the window of this store to grab Golden Goat Trophy 29/30:
To the left of this store, you'll see "Uncle Fred's Workshop" has its door opened. Head inside, and on the back will there will be a teleporter-like structure with a blue gem floating in it. Walk into the blue gem to unlock:
Head to the nearby skatepark, then continue up the hill and grab Block 3/3 near the trees:
This is your third and final block, unlocking:
For the final golden goat trophy, head back towards the hotel, and wrap around to the water where there will be a docked boat with a man inside. Jump into the boat and it will start moving, eventually landing at an island. In the middle of the island, on the grass, is Golden Goat Trophy 30/30, your final trophy for:
Across from the Put-In hotel is the store "Weathers". Inside of Weathers, there are 6 hats displayed near the window. What you need to do is run around the map to lick cash stacks, then bring them back to the cashier at Weathers, where you can then buy a hat (simply jump onto the hat after delivering the cash). There are multiple cash stacks located around Goat City Bay, although you only need to find 6 of them in order to buy all of the hats. Here are some of the locations:
- Found inside of the lobby of Put-In Hotel, behind the main desk, on a smaller desk with speakers and a monitor.
- In the lobby of the hotel, head up the stairs, and there is cash on the green sofa near all of the chairs
- Repeat #2.
- On the bar in the back of Put-In Hotel.
- On the flower stand, on the side of Put-In Hotel.
- When facing Weathers, turn right, before you cross the bridge turn left. You'll come across an outdoor restaurant filled with tables and chairs. The cash is on the tables.
- Repeat #6.
- Repeat #6.
- In the store just beside Weathers, on the checkout counter.
And now your goat will look his or her best, since it'll have all of the hats, unlocking:
Now that your goat is decked out with hats, it's time to show a tourist around the city. Head to Cabrito Park. In the center, you'll find a mechanical bull. Headbutt the bull and someone will hop on top of you. Now, head to the tunnel that you started in front of. If you don't know the way, follow these directions:
- Leave Cabrito Park by using its entrance
- Follow the road that has the skate park on it.
- Keep following the road until you can turn right on to another road.
- Turn right and head towards the tunnel, but don't enter it.
Now that you are at your starting point, head up the dirt path on your right that leads up a hill to the catapult where you grabbed Golden Goat Trophy #6. Walk into the bucket so that you and your rider are launched into the air, unlocking:
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Since you've now become a Valkyrie, all you really have left to do now is enjoy the rollercoaster. But the thing is, goats like a ride to go really fast. To accomplish this, we'll need to track down the six missing batteries and place them into the right of the rollercoaster's elevator. Here's a list of where they all are:
- Behind the wall that sits on the DJ's stage, on top of Put-In Hotel
- Behind the bar that is located in the back of Put-In Hotel's ground level
- To the right of Weathers (the hat store), there is an alley with a small blue shipping container in it. The battery is located inside the container.
- On top of the building behind Weathers.
- On top of the building with the water tower, where you grabbed Golden Goat Trophy #27 and #28.
- On the corner of the guard rail, just past the rollercoaster's elevator.
Now that all of the rides are at full speed, wait for the elevator to arrive. Enter it, then stand on the platform, and wait for the rollercoaster to finish making its rounds. When it comes to a stop, take your seat, and lick it. By licking the seat, you won't get sent flying into the ocean, and you'll be awarded for your licking abilities with:
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