- Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
- Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
- It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
- Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
- For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
- Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
- Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
- No Refunds
Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
- Flippin' the bird
Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
- Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
- That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
- Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
- Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
- What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...
- He Slimed Me
Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
- Don't Cross the Streams
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.
- We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.
- A Little Help, Please
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.
- Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
- Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
- Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
- Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
- I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
- I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
- It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
- I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
- Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
- The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
- Who Is Teratomo?
Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.