Here is the full list of all 86 Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Failed 20 dates.
Failed 10 dates.
Failed 5 dates.
Discovered Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.
Got two stars in a date.
Failed a date.
Got killed by Nicole
Get a massagy with Tiffany
Dated all dates!
Got 3 stars with all the dates
Got three stars with Tiffany
Got a massagy with Cake-chan
Got three stars with Cake-chan
Got a massagy with Papu Aiye
Got three stars with Papu Aiye
Got a massagy with Anne
Got three stars with Anne
Got a massagy with Dorothy
Got three stars with Dorothy
Got a massagy with Janein
Got three stars with Janein
Got a low intensity massagy
Got a massagy with Sarah
Got three stars with Sarah
Got three stars with Mayo
Got a massagy with Mayo
Tapped the Mayonnaise
Got a massagy with Martha
Got a massagy with Nicole
Got a high intensity massagy
Got a massagy with Rial
Got three stars with Martha
Got three stars with Nicole
Rejected a date on Linger!
Got three stars with Rial
Matched a date on Linger
Unlocked all the achievements from My Name is Mayo!
Hit 10000 times!
Hit 8000 times!
In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Hit 5000 times!
Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Hit 3000 times!
Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Hit 1500 times!
Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Hit 700 times!
Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Hit 550 times!
Hit 500 times!
Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Hit 350 times!
Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Hit 200 times!
Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Amazing Story (150 hits)
A Story About Life. (120 hits)
I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Hit 50 times!
Hit 20 times!
Hit the Mayo 5 times!