Full list of all 30 My Friend Pedro achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Xbox One.
Kill 2000 enemies
Get a 50x combo
Kick enemies 100 times
Dodge 1000 bullets
Flip 10 tables
Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything
Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy
Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion
Finish the game
Finish chapter "The Internet"
Break 100 crates
Finish chapter "The Sewer"
Kill 1000 enemies
Finish chapter "Pedro's World"
Complete a level without firing a weapon
Finish chapter "District Null"
Jump through 10 windows
Kick a skateboard in to the face of an enemy
Kill 500 enemies
Kill enemy by ricocheting bullet off frying pan
Get an S-rating
Finish chapter "Old Town"
Get a 20x combo
Stick a knife in to an enemy
Kick a Gas Canister in to the face of an enemy
Kill an enemy using a barrel
Get a 10x combo
Get S-rating on 10 levels
Get S-rating on 25 levels
Get S-rating on all levels