- Speed Run
Complete Rattletrack Rails without dying.
- Drop The Axe
Feel like a plumber.
- What You Always Wanted
Get the bad ending.
- True Friends
Get the good ending.
Unlock all the music for the Jukebox.
- King Crow
Find all the crowns in the game.
Unlock all upgrades, view all endings, find all the vinyls, and collect all the crowns in the game.
- Feeling Punchy
Defeat 20 enemies with punches.
Defeat 50 enemies with punches.
Defeat 100 enemies with punches.
Defeat 20 enemies with grenades.
Defeat 50 enemies with grenades.
- Oh, The Huge Manatee!
Defeat 100 enemies with grenades.
- New Exhibit
Defeat the Treble Rangers at the Villain Museum.
- The Dating Game
Participate in the dating game.
- Existential Terror
Contemplate the true form of princess Farrah.
- Do Not Pass Go
Put Dr. Cackle under arrest.
- Bedside Manner
Had a long conversation with your upgrade station S.T.A.B.I.L.E
Found the hidden monster at the villain museum.
Read all 16 terminals in Adept Co. and discover who funded the sinister organization.
- The True Mastermind
Achieve S-Ranks on all stages.
- Dark Hearted
Activate the Doom Howitzer.
- Jerk With a Heart of Gold
Do not activate the Doom Howitzer.
- Dark Pact
Honored the terms of your dark pact with Kaptain Man.
- War Machine
Buy every upgrade in the upgrade shop.
- Buster Run
Beat the game without buying a single upgrade.
- Stick and Move
Defeat Guryon in Winterdown without getting hit once.
- Talk to the Hand
Defeat Mack at Adept Co. without getting hit once.
Counting any amount spent, gather a grand total of 10,000 lucre.
- The Purple Pauper
Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre.
- Up close and personal
Beat any stage by only punching, without firing a single long ranged weapon.
- Technological Superiority
Beat Dash, Guryon and the 8-bit heroes without dying or taking damage at the Bramble Flats.
As a result of being defeated, dropped a princess.
- Feeling Motivated!
Listened to the heroes entire motivational speech at Bramble flats.