4. Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator Luck based achievements

Before starting, I will discuss the luck based achievements. Some of these appear quite frequently, while others just don't come in much at all. It can be rather frustrating and boring but don't lose faith; they'll unlock in due time.

NOTE: While mentioned later, this deserves restating here and covers really everything on this page. You should consider knocking these achievements out using a second controller in local matches. This can remove the "luck" associated with having your AI opponent not steal words you need to create the achievement phrases.

NOTE 2: Do not have a second account signed in when going for these or any achievements. A second controller, yes, but take care to ensure there isn't an account logged in with that controller, or else that account may unlock the achievements you are trying to unlock instead.

Be on the lookout for the word Satan. No matter what, use this word when you find it as you have to use it 6 times for an achievement. Upon the 6th use, you'll unlock:

The Number of The Beast

Mention Satan 6 times.

The Number of The Beast
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Now it's time for the real luck based ones. These are the achievements with their respective phrase/word divisions, as well as locations/characters needed to unlock or that increase the likelihood of the proper words showing up:

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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You/ still use Windows Vista:

This can be unlocked on any map with any character. Probably the easiest of the lot to find.

What Are You Doing in England?

Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".

What Are You Doing in England?
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Your mother/ was a hamster:

This appears the most on "Pet Shop" using Nigel and Shufflebottom.

Classic

Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

Classic
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Your mother/ is/ your father:

These phrases can be found pretty much everywhere as well. Another one of the common ones.

Say No More

Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".

Say No More
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Your wife/ is interested in photography:

This one is apparently very hard to unlock. I believe I got lucky with it however, as it unlocked during one of my mandatory Tournament playthroughs.

This appears most often on "Pet Shop" using Nigel and Shufflebottom. It also has been reported to unlock on "By the lake" using Maggie vs Maggie.

No, You Are

Compose a phrase with "You are silly".

No, You Are
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You/ are silly:

Another common one. Can be found on any level with any character.

It's Elementary

Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".

It's Elementary
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A duck hunter/ probably murdered/ this poor man:

This one is rather annoying. Only found on "By the lake". Sir Knight and Maggie seem to be the best characters to make this one pop.

The B Word

Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".

The B Word
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Your country/ is not a part of Europe:

Can be found anywhere, however it's best to use Grisha. His weakness is country and origins, making this one much more likely to rear its ugly head during battles involving him.

Sparking Controversy

Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

Sparking Controversy
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Your son/ died/ because of your sins:

This one is found on Heaven, using Father and Father. This is why you'll have to play through tournament 6 times. You can try and do this in tournament mode, but it's so much easier to do this with a second controller. I recommend that over trying to get it to show up against an AI. This removes the risk of stealing a part of the phrase or killing you in the process.

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
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Your hovercraft/ is full of eels:

The worst one by far is Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook. This took me hours to get, and as far as I can tell, it takes everyone just as long to get. This will be the one to kill you out of all of them. Be warned, it is quite rare, so when you see the phrase, jump on it.

It shows up on "By the lake" and "ER" using either Maggie and Maggie or Shufflebottom and Nigel.

Copy these words in their divisions down, so you don't have to keep flipping through the guide to find them. Please take care to try and spot these as you play, otherwise you'll just have to grind later to get them. This is annoying. Very, very annoying.

If you find the first part of the phrase, keep hitting (...) and try and get the other part of the phrase. Pretty much every single one of these unlocked for me by doing this. It's pretty rare to find these groups all together at the same time.

With all of this finally out of the way, let's get down to business, pardon my french!

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