Here is the full list of all 79 Saints Row: The Third Remastered achievements worth 1,290 gamerscore.
You successfully completed all 3 "The Trouble With Clones..." missions. Stripper pole!
Prevented any harm from coming to Johnny Tag on top of Magarac Bridge.
Killed a Brute with your bare hands (and some Saints Flow).
Shot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Completed mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Destroyed 5 Steelport Guard vehicles. Fool me once...
Treated 25 fans to a lovely potential case of anaphylactic shock.
Completed mission 'Weird Science'.
Road blocks are not a problem for you. You've made Jimmy happy.
Defeated 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Played for 2 hours as a male and female, we're an equal opportunity offender.
Completed Act 1, killed Phillipe Loren, and kept the Tower.
You successfully completed all 3 "Gangstas in Space" missions. That's a wrap!
You successfully performed all 3 vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Completed all Challenges, nice job!
You destroyed 10 enemy spacecraft using the Aegean while the cameras were rolling.
You killed Space Brutina in an epic hangar battle.
You found every hidden clapboard backstage.
Played SR3 for 30+ hours, why stop now!?
You killed 35 Space Amazons with your Laser Pistol.
You killed 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
You shot down every single spacecraft in the chase scene. Those things aren't cheap, ya know.
You killed 15 cameramen in an action sequence because you're a method actor.
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
You are the Genki Bowl Champ!
Killed all the mascots in Sad Panda Skyblazing.
Landed at the feet of Big Joe Magarac.
Flew through all the rings in Sad Panda Skyblazing.
Created a $150,000 combo worth of destruction in Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Destroyed a mouse with a giant ball of yarn.
Feed 5 mascots to the fishes in Apocalypse Genki.
Finished both instances of Apocalypse Genki. Making you post-apocalyptic.
Destroyed 5 chase vehicles and kept Professor Genki from becoming annoyed.
Roasted 50 peds with the Genki Mobile’s flamethrower. Toasty!
Completed Act 3 in another way, General Killbane is dead.
Completed Act 3 in one way, Cyrus Temple is a dead man.
Killed 50 brutes, they just wanted hugs you jerk!
Killed all of the Assassination targets, saved millions of lives... Maybe.
Delivered all Vehicle Theft targets to chop shops, you thief.
Completed 'Zombie Attack.' Did anyone say Braaaaaaaains?
Completed 'Murderbrawl XXXI', the Mask of Killbane, what did you do?
Completed Act 2 and destroyed the Thermopylae, but fight is not over yet.
Completed 'http://deckers.die', 01100010011011110110111101100010.
Completed 'STAG Party' and decided Josh Birk's fate, we hope you chose wisely.
Completed 'The Ho Boat' and decided the Hos fate, do you feel proud of yourself?
Upgraded one Stronghold to its full glory, respect the new digs.
100% of Collectibles found. Drugs, Sex, Cash, and Celebrity... What else is there?
Fully upgraded one Weapon in each slot, by the Power of Saints Row!
Taunted/Complimented 50 gang members, are you a fighter or a lover?
Took control of the entire Carver Island district for the Saints.
Completed all City Takeover, Steelport is yours!
Destroyed all Gang Operations.
Explored every hood in Steelport, you've been around the world.
Completed all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Completed all instances of Mayhem.
Completed all instances of Trail Blazing.
Completed all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Completed all instances of Escort.
Took control of the entire Stanfield district area for the Saints.
Completed all instances of Snatch.
25% of Collectibles found. Drugs, Sex, Cash, and Celebrity... What else is there?
Completed all instances of Heli Assault.
Pimped out 10 vehicles.
Killed 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' and FIAJ, the best guilty pleasures available.
Completed your first Challenge, it was a Challenge, right?
Killed 1000 Gang Members.
Completed all instances of Guardian Angel.
Took control of the entire New Colvin district for the Saints.
Took control of the entire Downtown district for the Saints.
Completed all instances of Tank Mayhem.
Completed all instances of Trafficking.
50 quick vehicle hijacks, the Dukes would be proud.
Did your first nutshot and testicle assault, sack tapping is bad news kids!
Completed Act 1, killed Phillipe Loren, and destroyed the Tower.
Completed all of Pierce's City Takeover Introduction missions.
Completed 'Party Time' and got the Saints their first crib in Steelport.
Bought your first Upgrade, now you have the action Kung Fu grip!
Completed 'I'm Free - Free Falling', landed safely in Steelport with a 9.0 from the Belgians.
Completed 'When Good Heists...', but got caught...