- Crook Of All Trades
Complete the quota once for each of the jobs over multiple prisons/sessions.
04 November 2017 - 1 guide
- I'm The Daddy
Knock out every inmate at least once in a single prison.
04 November 2017 - 1 guide
- I've Got A Cunning Plan
Perform 7 unique escapes across the Classic prisons.
04 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Chilled Out
Escape the Fort Tundra prison.
04 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Tell Me What's Your Favour
Complete 100 favours.
04 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Drying Out
Escape the H.M.P Offshore prison.
02 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Call Of Snooty
Escape H.M.P. Offshore on Snooty the Dolphin.
02 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Bad Intentions Part 2
Knock out 50 guards.
02 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Man's Best Friend
Gain a high enough opinion from a dog.
01 November 2017 - 1 guide
- A Camp Departure
Escape the K.A.P.O.W Camp prison.
01 November 2017 - 2 guides
- The Naked Chef
Complete a quota of the Kitchen job whilst being naked.
01 November 2017 - 1 guide
- Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Spend 3 days total time in solitary over multiple prisons/sessions.
31 October 2017 - 1 guide
- Keep It Clean!
Tag 200 places throughout any prison.
31 October 2017 - 1 guide
- The Cake Is A Lie?
Attack a guard with a cake.
24 October 2017 - 2 guides
- Good Intentions
Go 3 consecutive days without raising your Guard Heat above 0 in a single session.
24 October 2017 - 2 guides
- Music Maestro
Play on the instruments for 1 hour of in-game time.
23 October 2017 - 1 guide
- All Mod Cons
Use a customised character in-game.
23 October 2017 - 2 guides
- Holiday Blues
Escape the Centre Perks 2.0 prison.
13 September 2017 - 1 guide
- Pour Us A Brew Will Yer, Love?
Make a cup of tea and gift it to another inmate or guard.
13 September 2017 - 2 guides
- Artful Dodger
Craft an item.
13 September 2017 - 1 guide
- Escaping Is My Forte
Escape the Rattlesnake Springs prison.
12 September 2017 - 2 guides
- To Me, To You
Enter a multiplayer only area.
12 September 2017 - 1 guide
- Dr. Love
Get whisked away by a hunky medic.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- Man's Worst Friend
Get mauled by a guard dog.
25 August 2017 - 2 guides
- Criminal Mastermind
Max out the Intellect statistic.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- Statistician
Max out all 3 character statistics.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- Ripped on the Inside
Max out the Strength statistic.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- Naked Lunch
Attend dinner whilst being naked.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- The Olympian
Max out the Fitness statistic.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide
- Open Prison
Play a Classic Game Online.
25 August 2017 - 1 guide