Here is the full list of all 27 Think of the Children achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+.
Finished the Party level with an score of A+.
Finished the Park level with an score of A+.
Managed to lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.
Threw the same child 10 times in a row.
Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator.
Finish the story solo.
Finish the story with two or more players.
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Get an A+ on the Beach level.
Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.
Get an A+ on the Outback level.
Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
Get an A+ on the Zoo level.
Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
Get an A+ on the Final level.
Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
Make 50 produce splatters.
Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.
Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.
Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.