Here is the full list of all 27 Think of the Children achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Spent some quality family time and completed the story with two or more players.
Finished the Ocean level with an score of A+.
Finished the Zoo level with an score of A+.
Finished the Bonfire level with an score of A+.
Finished the Outback level with an score of A+.
Get an A+ on the Airport level.
Finished the Party level with an score of A+.
Wore the Chocolate Cake Hat, proving it is real.
Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator.
Finished the Grocery Store level with an score of A+.
Finished the Beach level with an score of A+.
Watched the end credits. Thanks for playing!
Proved your single parenting prowess beating the story mode solo.
Managed to lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Finished the Camp Safety level with an score of A+.
Sat on the loading screen for five minutes straight.
Threw the same child 10 times in a row.
Finished the Park level with an score of A+.
Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+.
Frantically talked to all the guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Get an A+ on the Final level.
Make 50 produce splatters.
Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.