Here is the full list of all 27 Think of the Children achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Finished the Beach level with an score of A+.
Threw the same child 10 times in a row.
Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.
Finished the Park level with an score of A+.
Finish the story solo.
Finish the story with two or more players.
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
Get an A+ on the Party level.
Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.
Get an A+ on the Skydiving level.
Get an A+ on the Outback level.
Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
Get an A+ on the Zoo level.
Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
Get an A+ on the Final level.
Create a custom character.
Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
Make 50 produce splatters.
Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.
Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.
Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.