Here is the full list of all 27 Think of the Children achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.
Managed to lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Wore the Chocolate Cake Hat, proving it is real.
Finished the Zoo level with an score of A+.
Sat on the loading screen for five minutes straight.
Frantically talked to all the guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Threw the same child 10 times in a row.
Finished the Camp Safety level with an score of A+.
Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+.
Finished the Party level with an score of A+.
Finished the Beach level with an score of A+.
Finished the Park level with an score of A+.
Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator.
Finish the story solo.
Finish the story with two or more players.
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.
Get an A+ on the Outback level.
Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
Get an A+ on the Final level.
Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
Make 50 produce splatters.
Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.