Here is the full list of all 27 Think of the Children achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore.
Wore the Chocolate Cake Hat, proving it is real.
Finished the Zoo level with an score of A+.
Finished the Party level with an score of A+.
Watched the end credits. Thanks for playing!
Proved your single parenting prowess beating the story mode solo.
Finished the Beach level with an score of A+.
Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+.
Made quite the mess creating 50 produce splatters.
Frantically talked to all the guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Finished the Park level with an score of A+.
Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.
Threw the same child 10 times in a row.
Sat on the loading screen for five minutes straight.
Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator.
Finish the story with two or more players.
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.
Get an A+ on the Outback level.
Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
Get an A+ on the Final level.
Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.