A BANNED CRIBB

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My first XBOX 360 completion was Dig Dug (Oct 16, 2006), my first XB1 was Arcade Series Dig Dug (Oct 11, 2020). Odd that Dig Dug was 1st for both.

A BANNED CRIBB

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Aug17
Bastards! I was not accepted in the Community Events Team.
Listed below are my answers to questions from an application to join the Community Events Team. To my surprise, I was not accepted on the team. However, I was sent a response to my application that I enjoyed very much and have shared that in this blog.

Let the stupidity commence.....

(1) Why do you want to join the Community Events team?
I was recently removed from the Telletubbies Fan Club, so I am looking to join a similar new group. How are the Telletubies and TA communities similar? No one in Telletubies Fan Club is getting laid, and neither are the vast majority of TA's nerdy, virgin membership.

(2) T]he time requirements for this team vary greatly. When we're running an event that has a backend we maintain, it takes hours of work daily to keep it going (Viral Event for example.) Are you able to commit to spending several hours throughout a week to support such an event?
I have found that my chances of supporting any event are greatly increased when I am provided with free coffee, donuts, and hookers.

(3) Overall, how would you describe your availability?
I have a girlfriend. I would consider kicking her out of the house, but I do not want the house plants to die.

(4) Since TA is a diverse community, we have to take many different perspectives into consideration. There are members here who focus on completing games, collecting games, pushing their ratio or completion percentages higher. Would you say you can look at suggestions through more than one view?
I have five perspectives when I am evaluating other's ideas.
- Kind of Stupid
- Stupid
- Real Stupid
- Unbelievably Fucking Stupid
- Mattias Stupid (The worst possible idea ever)**

(5) How would you describe your ability to discuss ideas with a team?
As a Boy Scout Leader, it was frustrating that my good ideas were shut down by parents with a lack of vision. The kids would have loved if my ideas for their entertainment came to fruition.
- Idea 1. Cobra and Scorpion petting zoo
- Idea 2. Swimming with electronics
- Idea 3. Sleepovers at Michael Jackson's house.
- Idea 4. Let's get a permanent face tattoo.

(6) What was your favorite event on TrueAchievements so far?
Naked Leap Frog. No....wait.. That was event I played a long time ago in college. If I remember right, I was incredibly drunk and not even a willing participant. Why was my ass always so sore after the event?

(7) What about it makes it your favorite?
The nurse who provide penicillin shots to prevent drippy dick and other STDs was real cute. Not sure why she laughed hysterically every time I asked her out on a date.

The response from the Community Events Team leader.

(1) Sadly, membership in the CET doesn't increase odds of getting laid, trust me.

(2) We'd gladly offer coffee, tea and donuts but sadly the last group insisted on hookers and well, we blew the whole budget for the next few years. Sorry - the best we can offer is a variety of suggested pron sites.

(3) We have no house plants here so feel free to move in.

(5) Wow, I also lost my job as Troop leader while leading kids on a 'Dancing in the Rain' expedition. Things went smoothly until I saw this sad tree sitting all by itself in the middle of a field. Not to let a lonely tree go unclimbed, I directed the children to bring joy to this poor helpless tree. Its pure luck (or lack of) that a lightning bolt decided to strike that tree when there was so much other nice farmground all around it. Oh well. Lesson learned, children conduct electricity.

(6) We're considering an Achievement Limbo contest (yes really) where you have to score under someone else. If they catch you they can crush your head between their legs. (not quite the plan)

(7) Its best not to date medical personnel. They know everything about us we try to hide. Shrinks are worse... they want to know why you want to go out and how it relates to your parents before answering your question.


** MattiasAnderson is a mutual friend who we both appreciate and like very much. This joke was not intended to discredit him or his ideas. Instead, it was intended to ridicule, offend, and insult him.

Thanks for reading!
A BANNED CRIBB (Ron)

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planting42Toy Soldiers (PC)Flying Pig achievementplanting42 won the Flying Pig achievement in Toy Soldiers (PC) for 30 points
Comment by planting42 at 07:17 on 03 Mar 2021

Damn MS marketplace ate my key. I hate playing offline.

Patje x360aCastle of no Escape (Win 10)Patje x360a completed the game Castle of no Escape (Win 10)
Comment by Patje x360a at 07:09 on 03 Mar 2021

2 min for all the achievement lol

Patje x360aThe Walking Dead: The Final SeasonPatje x360a has rated the game The Walking Dead: The Final Season 4 out of 5
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MrZombieChickenGems of WarMrZombieChicken completed the game Gems of War and is the 237th gamer on the site to complete it
Comment by EarthboundX at 04:21 on 03 Mar 2021

Wow dude, that's a ton of time.

Comment by MattiasAnderson at 06:19 on 03 Mar 2021

Yes this is a grind so grats on finishing this. :)

darkling1542Journey to the Savage Planetdarkling1542 completed the base game Journey to the Savage Planet and is the 1,018th gamer on the site to complete it
Comment by MattiasAnderson at 06:19 on 03 Mar 2021

Is this like Metroid?

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PkinsActive Neurons 3 - Wonders Of The WorldPkins completed the game Active Neurons 3 - Wonders Of The World and is the 136th gamer on the site to complete it

                Status change by MattiasAnderson at 02:17 on 03 Mar 2021MattiasAnderson status: Done with Tony Hawk Pro Skater! Finally I got my life back.
Comment by RadiantViper at 04:22 on 03 Mar 2021

clap

Comment by rekikire at 05:30 on 03 Mar 2021

until you start some other POS game :-)

Comment by MattiasAnderson at 06:18 on 03 Mar 2021

Thanks Radiant and lol yes rekikire! It is unfortunately true. Well, that was one less game on the top 50 toughest game list i have. (57 actually).


                Status change by MattiasAnderson at 01:29 on 03 Mar 2021MattiasAnderson status: I just can´t give up! Few hours later and I still try to get the last combo i have left to do for hangar. This is soul draining. :(
Comment by MattiasAnderson at 01:40 on 03 Mar 2021

I just realised that it might be time to change the controller. I have one new never used. Maybe that will help. Crazy that I have over 14 or 15 controllers.

Comment by RadiantViper at 01:45 on 03 Mar 2021

Are you just doing the COMBO letters?

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TwistedTBCastle of no Escape (Win 10)TwistedTB completed the game Castle of no Escape (Win 10) and is the 47th gamer on the site to complete it
TwistedTBTwistedTB has reached a new milestone: 470,000 GamerScore
darkling1542Hotshot Racingdarkling1542 has rated the game Hotshot Racing 3 out of 5
Comment by darkling1542 at 00:10 on 03 Mar 2021

The rubber band is real on this one. Also some of these cars just plain don't stand a chance..

Comment by darkling1542 at 00:19 on 03 Mar 2021

Wouldn't recommend

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SecludedArbiterBean DiveSecludedArbiter won 1 achievement in 1 new game as part of their Bean Dive
darkling1542Hotshot Racing darkling1542 won 7 Achievements in Hotshot Racing for 1112 points

                Status change by MattiasAnderson at 22:35 on 02 Mar 2021MattiasAnderson status: Ok If someone know how! Only got sickest score and combo for hangar! Trying the combo! But how do i from a grind aim to land on the left?
Comment by MattiasAnderson at 22:36 on 02 Mar 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmp6NjMl0dY What he do at 2:50 is so hard to do! Played the entire game and only got this left and still don´t know how to do this.

Comment by MattiasAnderson at 22:36 on 02 Mar 2021

I get lucky sometimes and manage! I still don´t know how. I aim left and jump but most of the times i fail.

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                Status change by MattiasAnderson at 19:27 on 02 Mar 2021MattiasAnderson status: So close to finish Tony Hawk but i struggle so badly to get the sickest score at the mall for the projectiles. :(
Comment by MattiasAnderson at 19:35 on 02 Mar 2021

Finally on to something.

Comment by Shadykilla420 at 19:55 on 02 Mar 2021

Solid spot is top platform just after statue you can go through at beginning. Grind right rail, grab and grind lights below, jumping back and forth with flip tricks.

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Wooooo!

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Hell yeah!

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                Status change by TwistedTB at 06:48 on 02 Mar 2021TwistedTB status: Looks like Xbox took away tile transparency with the latest update to the One dashboard.
Comment by TwistedTB at 06:49 on 02 Mar 2021

Its a small thing but I did enjoy being able to see more of my custom background image. Why do they have to keep fixing what isn't broken.

Comment by R06U3 at 21:52 on 02 Mar 2021

That does sound like a step backwards...

Comment by TwistedTB at 06:18 on 03 Mar 2021

yeah its slightly irksome.

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Mr Fiddler Multiplayer Achievement Haters Public 170 915 18.58
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