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Sep
14
PermalinkG-Unit 7: The Council, Elea & Random Challenge Hopping
This time things were a bit random and bitty but I still managed to get stuff done. Primarily I put time into the first episode of The Council because it has an achievement on my RTDL list, appears on my Gains challenge and includes a few "Level" achievement for the GTASC bonus. I struggled to find other decent games to go for the bonus on. I had a bunch with the right achievement type but none that would see me getting enough in a shortish time. I was originally going to start up Hero Express, which I'd just picked up in the sale but then KinectKid333 pointed out the Kinect Sports Gems games as quick, easy and cheap options. I decided to grab two of them, Kinect Sports Gems: Prize Driver and Kinect Sports Gems: Reaction Rally, to knock the rest of the achievements needed in one night. Once I hit the magic 15 I stopped because I was tired, but I'll go back to them soon to wrap them up. While I'm at it I may grab as much in the other Sports Gems games too because they've been on my wishlist for a while. The piddling amount of GS is a bit off-putting but I'm not one to worry about that too much. Maybe after I'm out of GTASC.

I decided to spend the rest of my time trying to wrap up my Gamertag challenge for the month, Freamwhole, as well as getting a few more RTDL gimmies. That mostly meant jumping quickly in and out of Laserlife, Echoes of the Fey: The Fox's Trail, Outbreak: The Nightmare Chronicles, Beholder Complete Edition & Metropolis: Lux Obscura. Elea was on the list but instead of dipping in and out I decided to do a full playthrough because it's a bit glitchy and you're recommended to do it in one sitting (details below). I also put a bit more time and effort into Halo 3: ODST too because I'd already finished the story but had quite a lot of missed miscellaneous stuff. So as well as grabbing Stunning for RTDL I also knocked out 5 other relatively easy ones. That means I've completed the requirements for Chewie in the Middle for it and it can safely be relegated to the backlog.

On top of all of that I went back to ACA NEOGEO WORLD HEROES 2 again to finally get the High Score achievement I'd previously screwed up by doing Caravan Mode instead. I got it easily for the completion. I also spent a bit of time knocking out the shots on goal needed to finish AquaDome for Rocket League. All that's now left to complete the whole thing is the distance one, which is unfortunately still bugged.


The Council
Campaign Complete - No
Completion % - 2 49
CitM Achievements - 18 2
That's nothing to brag about George WashingtonThat's nothing to brag about George Washington
I played through the first episode of The Council and discovered it to be a really intriguing adventure game where a group of historical figures are brought to an island as part of some sort of secret society. Missing people, murder, politics, religion and the occult all factor into the story as main character Louis tries to find his mother while interacting with the likes of Napoleon and George Washington. It's got a really cool aesthetic and atmosphere, and I'm intrigued to see how the story develops.

Unusually for an adventure game there's also RPG mechanics such as different classes, skills and a levelling system, which effect how your story progresses and the options available to you. The first episode requires multiple playthroughs due to branching choices so I'll go back to that soon and wrap it up. All the subsequent episodes are very simple completions though. I'm looking forward to working my way through it and discovering how the mystery develops.

Elea
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 5 100
CitM Achievements - 4 0
How does one go about rebooting a whale?How does one go about rebooting a whale?
Elea is yet another short first person sci-fi puzzle adventure game with a fairly obtuse story and some degree of pretension, joining the likes of The Station, Tacoma and Asemblance. Not that I'm complaining. If I were ever to make a game it would probably be a fairly pretentious, obtuse sci-fi puzzle adventure game. This time around we're on a space station in the future where the protagonist is part of a mission to discover what happened to a lost spaceship 13 years before. Intermixed with sequences aboard the station are sequences in the Mindscape, which is a cross between the Holodeck in Star Trek and the Inception devices, allowing users to relive memories and create imaginary worlds. In those we see how the protagonist's husband was on the original mission and she's determined to get down to the planet to find out, despite direct orders not to. Things get rather freaky in the Mindscape, leading to some pretty tripped out sequences.

Overall I quite enjoyed the game, thanks to its actually quite well developed story and visuals, though it is a bit muddled and the ending involves a bit too much backtracking. It's also hampered by its limitations as, rather than a living breathing space station, it all feels a little lifeless. Crew members just stay in one place and interactions with them are minimal. The voice acting is also uniformly wooden. It's also known to be fairly buggy, with achievements failing to unlock if you attempt them over multiple sittings. Aside from that, it's an easy completion thanks to the decent site walkthrough. It's supposedly only Episode 1 of a planned series so if more come I'll definitely check them out, particularly if they refine the experience and address some of the issues.

  • Chewie In The Middle

Rules
- The campaign or equivalent should be complete where there is one
- 50% of achievements in the base game should be earned
- Any achievements earned by 50% or more of the players should be earned
- The DLC should have been reasonably completed or at least attempted (i.e. story complete)

Progress
Games List
270 267 Games Total
219 218 Campaigns
238 237 <50% Completions
1856 1822 Achievements in 218 215 Games Earned by Over 50% of Players
51 Games with Outstanding DLC

Completion Credits 25 (+3) (-2)
**1 credit earned for every game or DLC completion - 1 credit lost for every new game started**
+ ACA NEOGEO WORLD HEROES 2
+ AquaDome for Rocket League
+ Elea

- Kinect Sports Gems: Prize Driver
- Kinect Sports Gems: Reaction Rally

  • Goals

2019 Bean Dive
Goal Completion %: 69.00
Current Completion %: 64.55 64.80 (+0.25)
Achievements Needed: 1057 997 (-60)
Achievements Per Day: 3.4
Best Year Ever
Goal GS: 448,676 (100,000 in 2019)
Current GS: 425,777 427,957 (+2,180)
GS Needed: 22,899 20,719
GS Per Day: 190.1

Goal TA: 667,707 (150,000 in 2019)
Current TA: 629,047 632,032 (+2,985)
TA Needed: 38,660 35,675
TA Per Day: 327.3

Goal Achievements Won: 16,390 (3,000 in 2019)
Current Achievements Won: 15,317 15,391 (+74)
Achievements Needed: 1,073 999
Achievements Per Day: 9.2

Goal Completed Games: 486 (100 in 2019)
Current Completed Games: 462 464 (+2)
Games Needed: 24 22
Games Per Day: 0.2
  • G-Unit

Gimmies <2 hour completions


Gains ~ 30+ achievements for <10 hour completions


GamePass


  • GTASC Bonuses

Individual - ChewieOnIce
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

Team - Useless Lego Wookiee
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Gamertag Challenge

August 2019 - Jblacq - 6/6

September 2019 - Freamwhole - 9/10 (+7)


October 2019 - fighterx93chipp


  • RTDL

August 2019 - 6/25

September 2019 - 8/25 (+4)
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Freamwhole's Completion Challenge

2019 - 27/30
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Unstarted Games


Xbox One (188) (+2)
Hero Express
The Walking Dead: The Final Season


Xbox 360 (BC) (28)

Xbox 360 (non-BC) (15)

Cheers,

Chewie

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Sep
09
PermalinkG-Unit 6: Altered Beast, Count Lucanor & Mafia II
The RTDL mainly guided my progress this time as four achievements turned up in that from two games, The Count Lucanor and Mafia II. The first was on my Gains list and the second is a hangover from Champaigne so it made sense to knock them out. For the GTASC bonus, we only needed to grab an achievement with the word three or number 3 in the title. That was an easy one for me thanks to Three in a Row in Altered Beast. Seeing as the game was also on my Gimmie list, I ploughed ahead with it for the completion.

With all that done, and my position and bonus in GTASC secured, rather than moving onto the next big thing I dossed around in The Grand Tour Game, completing the first couple of episodes. I'm not a watcher of the show but it's a fun arcadey racer for the most part, though repetition does set in as you complete the same races multiple times across the different presenters.

I also returned to a couple of ACA games I couldn't quite finish back in a previous score blast. Unfortunately, I didn't fare much better as the completions continued to evade me, though I did grab an extra achievement in each. In ACA NEOGEO SAMURAI SHODOWN I can't quite get the timing right for Charlotte's spam move to consistently get high scoring wins, particularly in the second fight against the green dude. In ACA NEOGEO WORLD HEROES 2 I was doing better but kept falling juuuuust short of the 1.5 million needed in Caravan Mode. Then, this morning I realised the last achievement isn't even for Caravan Mode, it's for High Score Mode. What a moron. That should mean it's actually completely doable as I've had plenty for practise by this point and there's no timer to worry about. I'll try again tonight.


Altered Beast
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 8 100
CitM Achievements - 11 0
Is big giant blue blob this season's must have headgear?Is big giant blue blob this season's must have headgear?
Altered Beast is a classic retro game that I'm sure was amazing in its day but is severely dated these days. It's a side scrolling beat-em-up with the twist being that if you kill three white wolves in a level and collect the orbs they drop, then you turn into a super powered beastie to take on the boss. There are only a handful of levels so it's a very short game. Ordinarily it would probably be pretty challenging but, thanks to the save state options, it's a doddle because you can just reload if you take too much damage or miss a wolf.

The completion is just a case of playing through the game, with the only real challenge being to get to the third world without losing a life. Save state makes it trivial though. Everything else comes very naturally and there's a multiplayer achievement for just starting a game that I got easily thanks to AH101 community member HyRoad v2.

The Count Lucanor
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 3 100
CitM Achievements - 8 0
Whoever says everything looks better in candlelight clearly hasn't been surrounded by killer goatsWhoever says everything looks better in candlelight clearly hasn't been surrounded by killer goats
I really loved The Count Lucanor, which is a small indie game I hardly knew anything about going in. It's an early Zelda style adventure with a retro 8-bit look (though cutscenes are 16-bit) that sees young Hans leaving his poverty stricken life in search of adventure and riches. He doesn't get very far before coming across some weird goings on and getting trapped in a castle full of puzzles, traps and an odd selection of characters including a decapitated goatherd and an old woman with a pigman for a son. Yup. It's dark, twisted and memorable with a great vein of humour running through it. The core of the game sees you exploring rooms in the castle, each with its own puzzle and/or trap to overcome in order to open a chest containing the letter to the name of a mischievous Kobold who's controlling things. Get all the letters, guess the name and you become the new Count and very rich. Maybe. It's all a little tricksy and nothing is as it seems.

It's not a long game and, with a guide (none on site yet but there are some in the wild), is relatively straightforward with a couple of achievements requiring some reloading for different outcomes. In particular there are five endings to get but these all come down to the final moments of the game so you can simply reload your last save to get them all done. There is a sort of speedrun achievement for figuring out the name another way, but again if you have a save from your first playthrough you can load that up and go straight for it. I really enjoyed the game, particularly for its tone and style, and it's definitely one of the better indies I've played. Looking forward to the devs next one, Yuppie Psycho, making it to Xbox too.

Mafia II
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 64 100
CitM Achievements - 8 0
DLC - No
Mate, that looks like a splitting headacheMate, that looks like a splitting headache
It's taken me a good long while to work through Mafia II with one thing or another. I'm glad RTDL gave me that final focused push to get it done. I was already quite far into the story but had really slowed down because of going for all the Wanted Posters alongside the final chapters in order to minimise the mind-numbing post-game grind. I think if it wasn't for those I'd have wrapped it up long ago. In general I don't mind collectables in games as long as the number isn't obnoxious and/or they add to the experience in some ways (e.g. by expanding the world or improving skills etc). Unfortunately in the case of the Wanted Psters they are both obnoxious in number (159) and pointless. I think it's made worse by the fact that the game really isn't a "proper" sandbox as the open world is virtually empty and you mostly just drive from mission to mission so there's no incentive to explore. The game's other collectible, the Playboy magazines, are also pointless but at least they are much fewer in number, appear within the missions themselves, and...well...nudity.

Overall, I enjoyed the game, especially as a big fan of the original. I felt the core characters, setting and atmosphere in particular shined. Details such as how as time progresses the cars also improve were neat, and I really liked the relationship with Vito and Joe, and the storyline centred on Henry and the Triad. However, I found the wider plot of the different Mafia factions and bosses you switch allegiances with to be fairly muddled as it becomes messy and difficult to follow who's loyal to who and who wants you dead. In particular, when the final confrontation comes around I couldn't actually remember who the big bad actually was in relation to all the other goings on. This could've been because of me dipping in and out of the game over a long time though. Apart from story progression, collectibles and doing it on Hard (which I thankfully did first time around), the rest of the mop up was easily done by reloading certain chapters and following helpful solutions. I still need to do the DLC but I'll hold that back for now, similar to BioShock Infinite (Xbox 360), mostly because I don't relish the ridiculous grind in one of them.

  • Chewie In The Middle

Rules
- The campaign or equivalent should be complete where there is one
- 50% of achievements in the base game should be earned
- Any achievements earned by 50% or more of the players should be earned
- The DLC should have been reasonably completed or at least attempted (i.e. story complete)

Progress
Games List
272 270 Games Total
222 219 Campaigns
240 238 <50% Completions
1900 1856 Achievements in 222 218 Games Earned by Over 50% of Players
51 Games with Outstanding DLC

Completion Credits 24 (+3)
**1 credit earned for every game or DLC completion - 1 credit lost for every new game started**
Altered Beast
Mafia II
The Count Lucanor

  • Goals

2019 Bean Dive
Goal Completion %: 69.00
Current Completion %: 64.24 64.55 (+0.31)
Achievements Needed: 1129 1057 (-72)
Achievements Per Day: 3.5
Best Year Ever
Goal GS: 448,676 (100,000 in 2019)
Current GS: 423,802 425,777 (+1,975)
GS Needed: 24,874 22,899
GS Per Day: 200.9

Goal TA: 667,707 (150,000 in 2019)
Current TA: 626,172 629,047 (+2,875)
TA Needed: 41,535 38,660
TA Per Day: 339.1

Goal Achievements Won: 16,390 (3,000 in 2019)
Current Achievements Won: 15,245 15,317 (+72)
Achievements Needed: 1,145 1,073
Achievements Per Day: 9.4

Goal Completed Games: 486 (100 in 2019)
Current Completed Games: 460 462 (+2)
Games Needed: 26 24
Games Per Day: 0.2
  • G-Unit

Gimmies <2 hour completions


Gains ~ 30+ achievements for <10 hour completions


GamePass


  • GTASC Bonuses

Individual - ChewieOnIce
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

Team - Useless Lego Wookiee
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Gamertag Challenge

August 2019 - Jblacq - 6/6

September 2019 - Freamwhole - 2/10


October 2019 - fighterx93chipp


  • RTDL

August 2019 - 6/25

September 2019 - 4/25 (+4)
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Freamwhole's Completion Challenge

2019 - 27/30
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Unstarted Games


Xbox One (188) (+2)
Hero Express
The Walking Dead: The Final Season


Xbox 360 (BC) (28)

Xbox 360 (non-BC) (15)

Cheers,

Chewie

@ChewieOnIce | FaceWook | YouChewbe

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Sep
02
PermalinkG-Unit 5: InnerSpace, Thief of Thieves & Gardens Between
This time has been all about the TA Difference thanks to the Week 9 GTASC bonus for making it into the top 25% (around top 200). I figured I needed to shoot for around 3,000 TA Diff, with wrapping up Thief of Thieves being the obvious candidate to get me a good chunk of the way there. My teammates recommended InnerSpace as another great candidate so that pushed me over the the line without too much effort thankfully.

With the bonus secured, I knocked out another gimmie on the list which I had a goal to beat in August, The Gardens Between. Speaking of goals, I've cleared the deck on mine now a new RTDL list and Gamertag challenge has been generated. My goals are now built around games that appear in those lists and which are also G-Unit games so I'm stacking my challenges where possible. I've also created four new overall goals for the year having achieved my other ones: 100,000 GS, (a Fuuf), 150,000 TA, 3000 Achievements Won and 100 Completions. If I get all of them it would make it my best year ever for all four stats.

I also won a code for Railway Empire from Extra Life legend doughboyee and happily donated to the cause. It wasn't a game I wanted for myself but my 3 year old loves trains so I thought it would be a great game to try with him. He's recently picked up a controller and had a go driving in Forza Horizon 2 and The Grand Tour Game. I say driving, it was mostly just crashing into walls and other cars, but he enjoyed it. And he unlocked an achievement along the way. Start em early.


InnerSpace
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 0 100
CitM Achievements - 2 0
What was that Icarus story again?What was that Icarus story again?
I'd completely ignored InnerSpace when it was announced and when I got GamePass because A) the ratio suggested it was difficult/long and B) it hadn't got anything to do with the classic Martin Short movie, which was a favourite of mine as a kid. When I was hunting for points this time, my teammates both corrected me on my first point because as it turns out it's a very easy and relatively short completion. The ratio is hugely inflated. Unfortunately, my second point remained true. The game has you playing as a flying bird robot thing who must navigate around a handful of different worlds solving puzzles by flying into them and collecting relics. It's a pretty chill experience because of the pastel design and relaxing atmosphere. There's something liberating about just flying around pretty visuals without worrying too much about action or conflict, kind of like ABZÛ in the sky. The eagle sections in AER - Memories of Old are also similar. In fact all three games have a similar aesthetic, atmosphere, story and mechanics crossover.

For the most part, completion comes from progressing through the story and collecting all the different relics and robot bird airframes, which video guides help with. Without them it would be very easy to get lost because the flying can sometimes get a little disorienting. The worlds are in orbs with sky, structures and sea in all directions so there is technically no "up" or "down". With guides though it's pretty straightforward. I'd recommend it for a nice and easy score boost, though it has now left GamePass.

Thief of Thieves
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 45 100
CitM Achievements - 0
Oh no, who's going to annoy me now!?!Oh no, who's going to annoy me now!?!
After sitting on it for a few weeks, this was the perfect opportunity to do the third and fourth volumes of Thief of Thieves for the completion. Like the first two volumes the game is a mix of animated cutscenes with dialogue choices and stealth gameplay sections where you have to sneak around running heists. I had broadly the same issues with the mechanics as they don't change, with frustrating camera choices meaning it's hard to see what guards are doing and some awfully buggy bits when NPCs try and walk through doorways. In one case this stopped the game dead as a vital character got trapped in a doorway until a handful of reloads finally unstuck them. How did that bug get through testing if it's so prevalent? Although elements of the story still felt very bleh, I actually warmed to it a bit more as it progressed. For instance, a character I'd initially hated changed my opinion a little as the layers unfolded. I was particularly impressed by how differently the story actually develops based on decisions that are made, with characters actually dying or surviving along the way.

Like InnerSpace the ratio belies an actually quite easy and relatively short completion, if not a very straightforward one. You need to reload a few levels and different points to get alternate outcomes, and then replay the later section of the game once or twice for a completely different path. Once you know what you're doing though, these subsequent reloads can be very quick to accomplish. I also had to replay a Volume 2 chapter to grab an achievement I missed the first time through, getting me the completion and a very healthy TA score with it. Even though I sound harsh, I'd probably still recommend trying the game if only for score. I think I'm more frustrated by the game because it clearly had the potential to be something actually really good but stumbled over the line with bugs and bad mechanics.

The Gardens Between
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 6 100
CitM Achievements - 16 0
So...tempting...to knock over...giant Jenga...So...tempting...to knock over...giant Jenga...
The Gardens Between is a lovely little puzzle game that is elevated by its charming aesthetic and simple yet poignant story. Each level has two children clambering over islands to a summit that you can control indirectly by progressing or rewinding time. As they progress, they encounter items they can interact with that will then further manipulate the timestream, allowing them to progress to the end. Each world is based on a thematic influence on the children's relationship as best friends and neighbours, from video games to stargazing, with giant items scattered around representing things related to the theme. It's a beautifully constructed little indie and a very quick and easy completion, particularly with a guide. Strongly recommend.

  • Chewie In The Middle

Rules
- The campaign or equivalent should be complete where there is one
- 50% of achievements in the base game should be earned
- Any achievements earned by 50% or more of the players should be earned
- The DLC should have been reasonably completed or at least attempted (i.e. story complete)

Progress
Games List
274 272 Games Total
224 222 Campaigns
242 240 <50% Completions
1916 1900 Achievements in 223 222 Games Earned by Over 50% of Players
51 Games with Outstanding DLC

Completion Credits 21 (-1) (+7)
**1 credit earned for every game or DLC completion - 1 credit lost for every new game started**
-/+ InnerSpace

+ The Gardens Between
+ Anniversary Update for Rocket League
+ Neo Tokyo for Rocket League
+ Volume 2: Transatlantic for Thief of Thieves
+ Volume 3: Alpine Express for Thief of Thieves
+ Volume 4: Social Climber for Thief of Thieves

  • Goals

2019 Bean Dive
Goal Completion %: 69.00
Current Completion %: 63.78 64.24 (+0.46)
Achievements Needed: 1231 1129 (-102)
Achievements Per Day: 3.6
Best Year Ever
Goal GS: 448,676 (100,000 in 2019)
Current GS: 423,802
GS Needed: 24,874
GS Per Day: 205.6

Goal TA: 667,707 (150,000 in 2019)
Current TA: 626,172
TA Needed: 41,535
TA Per Day: 343.3

Goal Achievements Won: 16,390 (3,000 in 2019)
Current Achievements Won: 15,245
Achievements Needed: 1,145
Achievements Per Day: 9.5

Goal Completed Games: 486 (100 in 2019)
Current Completed Games: 460
Games Needed: 26
Games Per Day: 0.2
  • G-Unit

Gimmies <2 hour completions


Gains ~ 30+ achievements for <10 hour completions


GamePass


  • GTASC Bonuses

Individual - ChewieOnIce
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

Team - Useless Lego Wookiee
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Gamertag Challenge

August 2019 - Jblacq - 6/6

September 2019 - Freamwhole


October 2019 - fighterx93chipp


  • RTDL

August 2019 - 6/25

September 2019 - 0/25
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Freamwhole's Completion Challenge

2019 - 27/30
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Unstarted Games


Xbox One (186) (+6)
Animal Super Squad
Captain Cat
Pipe Push Paradise
Railway Empire
Stranger Things 3: The Game
Stunt Kite Party

Xbox 360 (BC) (28)

Xbox 360 (non-BC) (15)

Cheers,

Chewie

@ChewieOnIce | FaceWook | YouChewbe

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Aug
27
PermalinkRat Run: 3 Nights, 11 Ratalaika Games, Infinite Shame
I wasn't originally planning on doing another big score blitz for a while, instead focusing on my G-Unit campaign and various other challenges. Then the new team GTASC bonus came along and asked us to earn double the TA we'd earned the previous week. Unfortunately that was hot on the heels of a Solo bonus where you needed 2,000 GS. With us all grabbing that bonus, we ended last week at a very respectable 9,820 TA. That meant this week we needed a whopping 19,640 TA to secure the bonus. I could've probably got us a decent way there with all my outstanding 1-2 hour completions, but because I'll be away all weekend it would've been a struggle. Instead I decided to take the plunge and purchase eleven <1 hour Ratalaika specials and blast them out over three nights. In terms of a score haul it was very successful, but naturally I feel a bit dirty from the experience.

Combining that push with the decent TA I'd earned from completing Celeste earlier in the week, as well as grabbing all the trade related achievements in Rocket League thanks to help from CarpeAdam79, put me at over 13,000 TA before I went away. That left my teammates to pick up the slack over the weekend, which they seemed to do fairly easily.

Just keep repeating, it's just for fun, it's just for fun, it's just for fun...

To keep this as brief as possible, I'm going to provide a potted review on each game and carry over all my stats and what not to next time.


This is seriously headache inducingThis is seriously headache inducing
Bouncy Bullets is a first person shooter platformer where you need to jump around quite short levels and avoid getting hit by columns who shoot bullets out their mouths. It tries to introduce some colour mechanic where you can only shoot certain enemies with certain coloured bullets but it's so basic it's almost not worth it. It would be easy and breezy if the movement wasn't so sticky and slidey, leading to unintentional deaths through no fault of the player. Thankfully not too many levels are needed for the completion.


I'm sure the RSPB would have something to say about throwing ducks at wallsI'm sure the RSPB would have something to say about throwing ducks at walls
Gravity Duck involves you navigating short levels by hitting A and flipping gravity to avoid obstacles. It's very simplistic and basic and not particularly good. Also, you're a duck, for reasons completely unclear.


My opinion of this game jumped up a few notches when I saw this Zappa referenceMy opinion of this game jumped up a few notches when I saw this Zappa reference
Hoggy2 is kind of a puzzle game where, like Gravity Duck, you hit A to flip the gravity of the character. You navigate short levels flipping up and down to hit blocks in a specific order, avoid enemies and eat fruit. In this case you're a blob thing called Hoggy, not a pig as the name would suggest.


I'm guessing it's sausages for dinner tonightI'm guessing it's sausages for dinner tonight
In Iron Snout you actually do play as a pig. It's a beat em up but you don't actually move anywhere. Instead you just flick the movement stick to do attacks in different directions as enemies approach from all sides. It's mindless, repetitive and fairly fun for short periods. Unlike the other games, there aren't levels to progress in. In this case you need to get a decent combo going and grind out some stuff for the completion. Nothing too taxing though.


It appears that Mega Man and his brothers had a sex changeIt appears that Mega Man and his brothers had a sex change
Take Megaman, reverse the genders of the main characters and then remove most of the quality and you've got METAGAL. It's a basic platformer that sees the titular android lady go on a quest to save her professor inventor and robot sisters. Meh.


Who spilled the Fanta?Who spilled the Fanta?
Amongst all the pixelated platformers, this one was quite different. It's a puzzler that has you controlling a long yellow tube thing that has to cover the entire level by moving around it in a specific order, kind of like if Centipede was a puzzle game. It's actually ok.


So not even trying to be anything other than a Space Invaders clone thenSo not even trying to be anything other than a Space Invaders clone then
Super Destronaut DX is nothing more than a basic Space Invaders / Galaga clone. You need to mostly do a bunch of challenges, which adds a bit of a twist to the standard gameplay and at least makes the completion not too mindless.


I have literally no idea what I am looking atI have literally no idea what I am looking at
I have literally no idea what was going on in this game. It's kind of a shoot em up except instead of shooting, the main mechanic is to move two paddles side to side with the bumper buttons to collect hearts that move down the screen, avoid skulls and squash hamsters. Yup, squash hamsters. It is really weird and really not good in the least. Thankfully you only really need to play the first level and it's all over in like 10 minutes.


Twit-to-who? Twit to the dork in the bee suit.Twit-to-who? Twit to the dork in the bee suit.
Super Wiloo Demake is a Super Mario Bros clone where you jump around collecting coins and squashing enemies. You also collect suits with various abilities to help you along the way. You only need to complete the first two worlds and it's made easier by simply flying through most levels with the overpowered bee suit.


Yeh, I got nothing. This game has zero personality.Yeh, I got nothing. This game has zero personality.
Mekabolt is yet another basic platformer where you shoot a gun to manipulate enemies and stuff. It's entirely unmemorable.


I don't see the problem, they appear to just want hugsI don't see the problem, they appear to just want hugs
Paradox Soul is a sort of metroidvania where you explore a facility that's been overrun with evil robot zombie type things in an abandoned arctic facility. That makes it sound better than it is. I actually quite enjoyed it, simplistic as it was, but you only need to fight the first two bosses to complete the achievements and I didn't like it enough to see what happened next.
Posted by ChewieOnIce on 27 August 19 at 22:09 | There are 4 comments on this blog post - Please log in to comment on this blog.
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PermalinkG-Unit 4: Old Man's Journey, Celeste & Fruit Ninja
This time I focused primarily on two G-Unit games, Old Man's Journey and Celeste, though I did fart around in some other stuff. I'd finished most of what I thought I could get in Ryse: Son of Rome a while ago, having done everything in the campaign and a good crack at multiplayer. I'd considered going back to it again recently but a glitch meaning gold wasn't awarded after matches put me off. Now that's been addressed with gold being given away for free on the MS store, I decided to hop back in. Mainly, I grinded out wins on Barbarous, which can be cheesed thanks to a handy crossbow, in order to get the relevant achievement and finishing the "Duel of Fates" DLC in the process. While I was at it I went through it a few more times to also unlock all the rewards of the gods. All that's left for me now is to grind out to level 200. I made a couple of attempts at high combos but I suck quite badly so I'm not sure if I'll be able to achieve it unless I find something I can reliably do.

I also knocked out a few more Random To Do List achievements, mostly focusing on Fruit Ninja Kinect, which I'll detail below, but also grabbing some easy ones in Sonic The Hedgehog 2 and Forza Horizon 2.


Old Man's Journey
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 17 100
CitM Achievements - 10 0
Old people are usually full of hot air so it makes sense to make them power balloonsOld people are usually full of hot air so it makes sense to make them power balloons
Old Man's Journey is a cute little adventure title with a really nice painterly aesthetic. For the most part it's a simple laid back affair as you navigate an old fella across pretty backdrops. The primary mechanic involves you grabbing onto hills and literally moving them up and down to create paths. It's a simple mechanic that works on a metaphorical level because you're literally moving mountains to reach your goal...get it?!? Along the way, the main character reminisces on his life and you slowly realise why he's undertaken his journey. On one side it's a sweet, poignant story but on the other it actually makes you less sympathetic for him based on the choices of his past and it feels like what he's doing now is too little too late really.
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


The completion is extremely simple barring one achievement. Mostly you get it by interacting with certain things in scenes but there's one chapter that behaves very differently to the others. In it you have to manipulate hills and bridges as a train hurtles across the screen in order to ensure the track lines up. One achievement requires you do this quickly in order for the train to never have to brake. On Xbox it's a bit of a fiddly thing to do as the controller isn't the best for precise and quick movements. Thankfully, the game is Play Anywhere so it's easily done by loading it up on a computer and using a mouse.

Celeste
Campaign Complete - No Yes
Completion % - 10 100
CitM Achievements - 1 0
Having a bad hair day are we?Having a bad hair day are we?
I regularly mention how I'm not all that good at games (heck I even mentioned it already in this very blog). My history with precise platformers in particular hasn't been that great but I really fancied giving Celeste a go following its glowing reception, particularly after it was made Games with Gold. As expected it's a really great little platformer whose simplistic pixel graphics belie a deep and very well produced game. You play as Madeline who is on a crusade to climb a mountain for reasons and each level represents a different area on the way up, with different mechanics introduced along the way. On the way she meets a handful of kooky characters, including a part of herself who splits from her and actively tries to bring her down. This is where the depth of the game creeps in and you realise that the game is actually about anxiety, depression and mental health as Madeline fights to come to terms with her own negative emotions, including feelings of helplessness and failure.

Oh and the sucking? Turns out it doesn't matter because the game has Assists that basically make you invincible, meaning you can blast through the levels with minimal effort. It may feel like a bit of a cop out and undermine those who manage to do it legit (kudos), but on the flip side I never would've had the skills to play it normally so this way I got to experience the game. Also, the extra retro arcade clone game within a game called PICO must be completed without assists so I did have to pull some skills out of my back pocket to get the completion.

Fruit Ninja Kinect
Campaign Complete - N/A
Completion % - 50 75
CitM Achievements - 0
DLC - No Yes
I'll stick with my Nutribullet, thanksI'll stick with my Nutribullet, thanks
The RTDL tasked me with getting 10,000 sliced fruit in Fruit Ninja Kinect so I dug my Kinect out of the garage and hooked it up. The game already sat on my Chewie in the Middle list because there was one DLC, "Storm Season", which I hadn't started. On loading the game I realised I was almost halfway to 10,000 so I just plugged away in the various modes slicing fruit like a crazy person and grabbing whatever achievements I could along the way. Once I hit the magic number, I still had a few things outstanding. Unfortunately, other than the last skill one in Classic for getting 250, the rest rely mostly on luck and could take hours to unlock. Although I've now met my CitM criteria to call it done, I'll probably go back to it quite soon to try and wrap it up, but for now my arms are aching.

  • Chewie In The Middle

Rules
- The campaign or equivalent should be complete where there is one
- 50% of achievements in the base game should be earned
- Any achievements earned by 50% or more of the players should be earned
- The DLC should have been reasonably completed or at least attempted (i.e. story complete)

Progress
Games List
278 274 Games Total
226 224 Campaigns
245 242 <50% Completions
1847 1916 Achievements in 231 223 Games Earned by Over 50% of Players
52 51 Games with Outstanding DLC

Completion Credits 15 (+3)
**1 credit earned for every game or DLC completion - 1 credit lost for every new game started**
Celeste
Old Man's Journey
Duel of Fates for Ryse: Son of Rome

  • Goals

2019 Bean Dive
Goal Completion %: 69.00
Current Completion %: 63.58 63.78 (+0.20)
Achievements Needed: 1279 1231 (-48)
Achievements Per Day: 3.8
  • G-Unit

Gimmies <2 hour completions


Gains ~ 30+ achievements for <10 hour completions


GamePass


  • GTASC Bonuses

Individual - ChewieOnIce
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

Team - Useless Lego Wookiee
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Gamertag Challenge

August 2019 - Jblacq - 6/6


September 2019 - Freamwhole


October 2019 - fighterx93chipp


  • RTDL

August 2019 - 6/25 (+4)
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Freamwhole's Completion Challenge

2019 - 27/30
*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***


  • Unstarted Games


Xbox One (180)

Xbox 360 (BC) (28)

Xbox 360 (non-BC) (15)

Cheers,

Chewie

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