CrustyDirtDemon's Complaint Department
Welcome to CrustyDirtDemon's Complaint Department.
I’m excited to announce that any complaints are GREATLY
appreciated. The steps involved for submitting a complaint are quite simple!
1. Get a small piece of paper, and write your complaint on it.
2. Take that piece of paper and fold it in half three times.
3. Now for the most important step, take your folded up complaint and stick it up your A$$!
It's that simple folks. Can't wait to hear some of your valued complaints!