DOOM The Return

DOOM The Return


Hold up. Not only do I have to deal with pop up video ads BUT I can't pinch zoom on my phone to read the text? Down the drain the turd goes.

DOOM The Return

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My Alphajax conversation with a stranger.
Stranger: Where u from geezer lol

Me: Didn't your parents ever teach you that it's unsafe to exchange personal information with strangers?

Stranger: i don hav parents i am one.

Me: So when you became a parent yours disappeared? Parents can have parents too you know.

Stranger: word ur prob yes my parents died tragically cut the crap lets just play I dont need any

Stranger *ten minutes later*: sorry i dont like being told wot to do life is very short if u don't want to know me fine i am man enough to accept it

Me: jesus christ....

Stranger: WOT R U ON

Me: I don't even know what that is supposed to mean.

Stranger: ok let's start again y r u so UNFRIENDLY

ME: It's your turn.

Stranger: ok geezer doom by name doom by nature I hope you beat me coz that's wot gloats your boat game on.

Me: Good. I hope that I beat you too.

My thoughts on this? Why did he want to know where I lived?
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